Long Olay Poems
Long Olay Poems. Below are the most popular long Olay by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Olay poems by poem length and keyword.
DepressedYear after year I am deeply depressed,
I'm highly educated and I'm well dressed.
I live from highest peak to another peak,
Celebrate them every time with chick and sleek.
Wonder, what is it that happens in between?
Mere...
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Categories:
olay, depression, emotions, life, loneliness,
Form:
Rhyme
I Hate Airport TravelOh the joys of an airport trolley
I try and push it oh what a folly
The wheels always have a life of their own
I’ve not got off the ground I just want to go home
I want...
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Categories:
olay, flying, humorous, travel,
Form:
Rhyme
Please Go Away We Know You Are HereOur family is all about smells.
When Old Spice clogs our senses
My father is visiting.
Sometimes I get a glimpse of him too,
Out of the corner of my eye.
He has been gone for eight years.
When my mother-in-law...
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Categories:
olay, spiritual,
Form:
Free verse
Battle Raphey man, your words smell like tuna fish
your rhymes are ludicrous
and I have a wish
you on vacation would be my bliss
your shirt is wearing spagetti
did you dine in the serengeti
oh yeah ha ha just...
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Categories:
olay, hip hop, rap,
Form:
Rhyme
The Whip It Old Age PoemInspired by and sung to "The Whip It" tune by Devo.
CRACK that old age whip
Give it a pink slip,
Step on an elliptical,
Old age shouldn't have come this quick!
Now whip your bod,
into shape,
tone it up,
its not...
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Categories:
olay, age, body, humor, song,
Form:
Light Verse
My Birthday SuitLong, slim, chocolate, and divine
Most men, and even some women pine... feign over this birthday suit of mine
Smooth layers with no assistance from oil of olay
I sport my suit proudly as if everyday were my...
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Categories:
olay, fantasy, birthday, birthday,
Form:
Rhyme
Say What:Over the Hill
Nothing more tragic or comical, than to think life ends at fifty.
So terribly brainwashed...really!
A sag here, a wrinkle there, proves you lived a long life.
To an old dame, like me, I celebrate life, it's ...
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Categories:
olay, humor, women,
Form:
Couplet
Either OrCows give milk, also 'wallets' sewn from leather
'shoes' accent her dress, 'Hide's' cover her body
in northern freezing weather...
USDA protects everybody
Beef prepared, served as a...
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Categories:
olay, analogy, fate,
Form:
Rhyme
Marching YearsThere’s a chemical factory upon my face
I have lines and spots I need to erase
I mix elixirs and daily apply
The aging process I cannot deny
I have marks and wrinkles and sagging skin
The lines increase and...
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Categories:
olay, angst, funny, introspection,
Form:
Rhyme
The Wrinkle In the StoryAt night I slather on my face
An anti-wrinkle cream
So it can make me youthful
While I toss and turn and dream.
Of course it doesn't work and yet,
This ritual remains,
With just the manufacturer
To really make some...
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Categories:
olay, age, irony,
Form:
Rhyme
An Awesome PerformanceA lithe performer with Cirque d’Soliel
First much oiled herself with Oil of Olay,
Then practiced her intense high wire plie
While clad only in a grand floral lei.
Her act was a graceful mid-air ballet
After, she rode off...
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Categories:
olay, fun,
Form:
Monorhyme
Hungry In FranceHungry in France
Garçon, garçon
bring hot soupçon
bouillabaisse accent egu.
Qu'est-ce que c’est, qu’est-ce que c’est?
Sounds like I’m un peu coucou.
Sacrebleu, Sacrebleu
what can I do?
In French all I learned to say
was frère...
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Categories:
olay, confusion,
Form:
Rhyme