Off Color Poems - Poems about Off Color

...There once was a young man from Szechwan, who thought his dick looked like a pecan. He met a cutie named Butts, who was hankering for nuts, so he gave her his pecan to chew on. ......

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...Living v living By Dominique Smith Mirror images are flooded with joy compassion is overlooked and the heart that beated for it echoes across the pond. Neglected and overwhelmed both extremely ......

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...I love women who gracefully dance And sweetly sing; and women who Avidly read and who brilliantly think; I love women who love to love— And who despise to hate—and who Receive and give of th......

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...in faces lined like glaciers sometimes there's loneliness that cuts a tow line to safety air of flux and hostility over dazed eyes turbulent modernity sometimes we yearn for elegance like a......

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...~ A lilac endeavor of promised importance came strolling along on a path in the sun Its fragrance unfurling this side of September when springtime was singing for winter was don......

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...Ok I am going to trot this one out once again not knowing if it will be better received than When it flopped in Peoria. I love to hear people laugh.I love to have a part in making people laugh.S......

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...A word that surely had to go Folks pronounced it 'Knee-grow' Just as with 'shi-tte' ~ It took a big hitt-e _________________________________ Note: 'sbitte' is Chauceri......

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......But worst is the true believers, the ones who buy into this crap, who spend their days lurking online, just seeking a place to attack. Not working, being productive, and not thinking with any......

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...All is still and quiet on the drill pad. Even night still sleeps at zero dark-thirty. Celestial bodies lend their light, but sparingly. Though their contribution will hardly be noticed once she b......

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...The sun shined through the window An unexpected gift today Coming through overcast skies Light shining, as it wants to play Casting dancing shadows in the breeze Warming the cool morning air ......

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...Who is the ugliest at the ugly bug ball? Is it the hideous gnat or giraffe so tall? Could it be that spitting camel with the ugly hump? Or the orangutan with the butt that makes us jump? Mayhap......

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...Throughout our lives we sometimes blunder We assume our writings are received with humor A failure to understand The reaction is unplanned The recipient recoils at the humor off-color<>...

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...Humor makes everything seem sunny Though some things can leave our eyes runny Gonna lighten things up Tell some off-color smut Sure gets one's attention especially if smutty......

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...~ I gaze at the sunrise, it’s apricot view While spending my morning just thinking of you It’s glow on the heavens a magical scene Of lemonade wishes and cantaloupe sheen T......

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...Never too old to have some fun Peddling slowly with shaded eyes Dressed to be fit in off-color Levi's A noon-time bicycle ride out in the sun Loving each other, loving life So long they've ......

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