Best Off Color Poems

A word that surely had to go
       Folks pronounced it 'Knee-grow'

     Just as with 'shi-tte'
       ~ It took a big hitt-e



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Note: 'sbitte' is Chaucerian-era Middle
English, pronounced 'shi-teh' and mean-
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There once was a young man from Szechwan,
who thought his dick looked like a pecan.
He met a cutie named Butts,			
who was hankering for nuts,		
so he gave her his pecan to chew on.
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