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Funny Nursery Rhyme Poems

These Funny Nursery Rhyme poems are examples of Nursery Rhyme poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Nursery Rhyme Funny poems written by international poets.

Twinkle, Twinkle

Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
How I wonder what you are,
Up above the world so high,
Like a diamond in the sky.

I can see you through my telescope,
And...

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Categories: nursery rhyme, poetry,

CANDY II

Candy, candy
I just love
To eat them
Candy, candy
I just wish
I had EM
Candy, candy
Their so yummy
Candy, candy
For my tummy
Candy, candy
Some are funny
Candy, candy
Taste like honey...

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Categories: nursery rhyme, candy, fun,

THE CIRCUS Nursery Rhyme


   THE CIRCUS 

                Circus- tent was bought...

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Categories: nursery rhyme, 1st grade, 2nd grade,

Mister Jack Horner

Mister Jack Horner’s 
Shop on the corner –
His specials were cakes and pies.
While inspector was looking,
He thumbed in the cooking –
Now his shop is a...

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Categories: nursery rhyme, food, funny, growing up,

HUSH-HUSH, NURSERY RHYME

       Eh-eh! Wow hush-hush and shush! 
       Dear , why are you in such a Josh?
       You can talk to the  cock in dark;
You can...

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Categories: nursery rhyme, 7th grade, 9th grade,

Happy Birthday - NR

 

A sweet bunny is having a birth ... day,
happy, happy, happy birthday we say!
And we sing a song ... la, la, la, la, la,
you...

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Categories: birthday, nursery rhyme,

My Cute Little Puppy Nursery Rhyme

My cute little puppy,
let us go riding in my doll buggy,
let us go riding in my doll buggy.


My cute little puppy, 
I am so very...

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Categories: nursery rhyme, child, cute, day, dog,

Snory Cory

there was a boy named Cory
one night he claimed great glory
	his moniker came
	he arose to fame
his snoring laudatory...

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Categories: nursery rhyme, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,

The Proud Green Worm Nursery Rhyme

This worm is proud to be green,                  ...

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Categories: nursery rhyme, food, fun, humor, teenage,

Fiddle Cat Nursery Rhyme

Fiddle cat, fiddle cat, 
Please fiddle me a song. 
How I love to hear you play 
Your fiddle all day long. 

At dawn you fiddle...

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Categories: nursery rhyme, cat, child, funny,

My Parakeet - Nursery Rhyme

I have a parakeet, named Pintu, 
She's so dear to me. I got her this year
As a birthday gift from my mom and dad. 
She's...

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Categories: nursery rhyme,

Happy-Time Fun Nursery Rhyme

Tom Cat with his fiddle
stood on a wall
and played his fine song
to bring one and all

Together to dance
to his Meow tune
beneath the full Sun
along with...

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Categories: nursery rhyme, adventure, animal, dance, funny,

Sleep Little One Nursery Rhyme

Mommy do you see the pink fluffy cat,
she is wearing a big purple lace hat.
Mommy see the red polka dotted rat,
he ran fast with an...

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Categories: nursery rhyme, blue, cat, humor, purple,

Winter Is Not Forever

Quote By Poet "Bears sleep all winter. Spring is their wake up call." 


Winter is coming so we must hide,          ...

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Categories: nursery rhyme, animal, cool, flower, humor,

The Teeny Weeny Arachnid

The teeny weeny arachnid
crawled up my dingy wall.
Little did he know
this would turn into a brawl.

Then I grabbed a shoe
held it high above my head.
And...

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Categories: nursery rhyme, 1st grade, animal, childhood,