Funny Nursery Rhyme Poems

o shrew in a shoe
  shoo shoo
but he wouldn’t go

chew through the shoe
  shoo shoo
chewed from heel to toe

nurse a poor tum
 ...

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a witches familiar
   this fiery rabbit hops to a spell
   with a gewgaw in his paw

a witches doer
   this...

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My son, John, was an engaging fellow, who was barely ten years old;
And liked frogs, marbles and playing ball, in luscious, noontime gold.

My son, John,...

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Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes for adults?

 One, two Buckle My Shoe  

One,  two,  Got caught cheating on you
Three, four, we got a...

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He was a happy bunny,
personality sunny.
	He ate a carrot,
	became a parrot.	
Now, isn’t that just too funny?...

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Mary possessed a ruminant child
its fuzziness was sickly pale
and as Mary moved about 
the child would take the same trail.

He tracked her to a learning...

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There was a young woman from Crewe
So drunk that she puked in her shoe
The old biddy who saw
Dropped her mouth down in awe
For they were...

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The rhyme "Hey diddle diddle"
For me poses a riddle:
What possible need
Has a cat for a fiddle?
A cow might jump over the moon,
So I'm told,
If a...

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Hickory Dickory Dock,
The mouse ran up the clock,
The clock struck one and down he run,
Hickory Dickory dock – Tik Toc,

The end of Hickory Dickory you...

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Twinkle, twinkle, little star,
How I wonder what you are,
Up above the world so high,
Like a diamond in the sky.

I can see you through my telescope,
And...

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Candy, candy
I just love
To eat them
Candy, candy
I just wish
I had EM
Candy, candy
Their so yummy
Candy, candy
For my tummy
Candy, candy
Some are funny
Candy, candy
Taste like honey...

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THE CIRCUS 

                Circus- tent was bought from the town.
...

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Mister Jack Horner’s 
Shop on the corner –
His specials were cakes and pies.
While inspector was looking,
He thumbed in the cooking –
Now his shop is a...

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Eh-eh! Wow hush-hush and shush! 
       Dear , why are you in such a Josh?
       You can talk to the  cock in dark;
You can sing,...

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A sweet bunny is having a birth ... day,
happy, happy, happy birthday we say!
And we sing a song ... la, la, la, la, la,
you...

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