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Revised Nursery Rhyme - Mary - Bitesize Contest

      Mary ate a great big ham
        her gills turned white as snow

      So, to the bathroom Mary went
        ‘cos up she had to throw 




    Entry in Bitesize Contest No. 117
          Sponsor: Line Gauthier
               July 08, 2025

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Kim Rodrigues

Date: 7/10/2025 4:48:00 AM

LOL! Great work, Gershon…a real upchuck!

Bill Baker

Date: 7/9/2025 8:53:00 PM

Nice entry for the contest, my friend. Good Luck! BB

Terry Flood

Date: 7/9/2025 3:00:00 PM

Brilliant… save for one thing… it took me 45 seconds longer than it should have to cotton onto the ‘Mary had a little lamb’ original. I think I may need my head examined… NURSE!!!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 7/9/2025 6:16:00 PM

Been eatin' ham again, Terry? lol. Thanks, Gershon

Karen Jones

Date: 7/8/2025 10:48:00 PM

A good one Gershon! Best wishes in the contest!

Gershon Wolf
Date: 7/9/2025 6:19:00 PM

Thank you for the encouragement, Karen. Looks as if I'll need all I can get. ~ Gershon