Funny New Years Day Poems

Resolution this year…stop buying spree,
Infinite number …shoes, jewellery! 
Dior purses, handbags nice,
Chanel dresses, reduced price,
Family panicks at purchase they see! 

Clear the wardrobe, full of...

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2020 has been a year of blue,                  ...

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Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Today West Ham Went Berserk 
And Bournemouth Lost Its Shirt 
No Need for A Cover 
Since Jason Was Sent Home to His Mother 

So Far,...

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The New Year

It is a glorious gray day, 
a chance of showers,
and even storms of thunder. 
The sky will be a wonder, 
to watch, for...

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The Goal Post

In the days that follow, 
Christmas...
We need to consider, all that has passed us by. 
The year has moved with speed. 
Faster than...

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Dance 

The pink ladies in their feathers, 
whirled in sync, 
again and again...
around. 
The party had just begun, 
and there was already,
one clown. 

The orchestra...

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My New Year's Resolution for sure is to not swear any more.
Dhramn it!
Oops.

My New New Year's Resolution is to listen without interrupting.
Here is my husband...

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My resolutions have been so great, so terrific, and terribly nice.
I have liked them down to my toes, the first was to be a cop...

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Early Night

My lady and me had a date
It’s new year so we stayed out late
Then some TV screen
Said it’s twenty nineteen
But that’s only twenty past...

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Twenty one seven! Beware of this year!
The numbers themselves should strike you with fear
With global warming sea levels will rise
Big brother is watching and plainly...

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Five years ago, on New Year's Eve,
I resolved to love forever,
Weeks later, the mailman came,
My draft notice arrived.

Four years ago, on New Year's Eve,
I wished...

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A New Years dream
I went to bed after the ball dropped
To ring in the New year.
I lay there awhile then off I went.
 Into a...

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Out Of Date Lean Cuisine Or New Years Resolution Gone Sour

Toss out
I shout

  ...

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January is a cold time, and snow falls. 
The air is thin, and the snowman stalls. 
New Years' Day is fun, 
Traditions for everyone. 

February,...

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