Funny New Years Day Poems

For example: what if it
had not rained that day

you and I had not sought
shelter in the same cafe

perhaps we would never
have met~ a pot of...

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Resolution this year…stop buying spree,
Infinite number …shoes, jewellery! 
Dior purses, handbags nice,
Chanel dresses, reduced price,
Family panicks at purchase they see! 

Clear the wardrobe, full of...

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Today West Ham Went Berserk 
And Bournemouth Lost Its Shirt 
No Need for A Cover 
Since Jason Was Sent Home to His Mother 

So Far,...

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My New Year's Resolution for sure is to not swear any more.
Dhramn it!
Oops.

My New New Year's Resolution is to listen without interrupting.
Here is my husband...

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My resolutions have been so great, so terrific, and terribly nice.
I have liked them down to my toes, the first was to be a cop...

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Early Night

My lady and me had a date
It’s new year so we stayed out late
Then some TV screen
Said it’s twenty nineteen
But that’s only twenty past...

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Twenty one seven! Beware of this year!
The numbers themselves should strike you with fear
With global warming sea levels will rise
Big brother is watching and plainly...

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Five years ago, on New Year's Eve,
I resolved to love forever,
Weeks later, the mailman came,
My draft notice arrived.

Four years ago, on New Year's Eve,
I wished...

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A New Years dream
I went to bed after the ball dropped
To ring in the New year.
I lay there awhile then off I went.
 Into a...

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Out Of Date Lean Cuisine Or New Years Resolution Gone Sour

Toss out
I shout

  ...

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January is a cold time, and snow falls. 
The air is thin, and the snowman stalls. 
New Years' Day is fun, 
Traditions for everyone. 

February,...

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There was a chubby lady named Sue
that's my middle name [don't look askew] 
Sue tried to loose weigh
to go on a date
but over ate when...

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In the New Year I resolved to lose weight 
I thought I'd start by using a small plate
But with a big sigh
I piled it up...

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Uncle Fred always hated his weight,

So, he resolved to put less on his plate.

It was hard for him to see,

Looking down to go pee,

And he...

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This year I will lose weight I do think
No matter how hard too I will shrink
But what shall I not eat 
I don’t like anything...

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