Funny New Years Day Poems
These Funny New Years Day poems are examples of New Years Day poems about Funny. These are the best examples of New Years Day Funny poems written by international poets.
A Party In The Snow
2020 has been a year of blue, ...
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new years day, blue, christmas, cry, fun,
There For MeLooking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.
I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...
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new years day, 12th grade, character, hope,
A Sporting Poetic ExhibitionToday West Ham Went Berserk
And Bournemouth Lost Its Shirt
No Need for A Cover
Since Jason Was Sent Home to His Mother
So Far,...
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new years day, appreciation, dream, football, funny,
The New YearThe New Year
It is a glorious gray day,
a chance of showers,
and even storms of thunder.
The sky will be a wonder,
to watch, for...
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new years day, desire, feelings, holocaust, kiss,
The Goal PostThe Goal Post
In the days that follow,
Christmas...
We need to consider, all that has passed us by.
The year has moved with speed.
Faster than...
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new years day, angel, chocolate, christian, christmas,
DanceDance
The pink ladies in their feathers,
whirled in sync,
again and again...
around.
The party had just begun,
and there was already,
one clown.
The orchestra...
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new years day, forgiveness, heartbreak, heaven, motivation,
My New Years ResolutionsMy New Year's Resolution for sure is to not swear any more.
Dhramn it!
Oops.
My New New Year's Resolution is to listen without interrupting.
Here is my husband...
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new years day, funny, humorous, new year,
My New Years Resolutions Have Been So GreatMy resolutions have been so great, so terrific, and terribly nice.
I have liked them down to my toes, the first was to be a cop...
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new years day, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Early NightEarly Night
My lady and me had a date
It’s new year so we stayed out late
Then some TV screen
Said it’s twenty nineteen
But that’s only twenty past...
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new years day, boyfriend, funny, girlfriend, humorous,
Beware of the year 20 somethingTwenty one seven! Beware of this year!
The numbers themselves should strike you with fear
With global warming sea levels will rise
Big brother is watching and plainly...
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new years day, environment, funny, humor, humorous,
A New Year's Eve Message---From HellFive years ago, on New Year's Eve,
I resolved to love forever,
Weeks later, the mailman came,
My draft notice arrived.
Four years ago, on New Year's Eve,
I wished...
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new years day, holiday, military, new year,
The New year dreamA New Years dream
I went to bed after the ball dropped
To ring in the New year.
I lay there awhile then off I went.
Into a...
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new years day, dream, new year, sleep,
Out Of Date Lean CuisineOut Of Date Lean Cuisine Or New Years Resolution Gone Sour
Toss out
I shout
...
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funny, new years day,
Fun of the MonthsJanuary is a cold time, and snow falls.
The air is thin, and the snowman stalls.
New Years' Day is fun,
Traditions for everyone.
February,...
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new years day, change, happiness, holiday, time,
Resolution-icksThere was a chubby lady named Sue
that's my middle name [don't look askew]
Sue tried to loose weigh
to go on a date
but over ate when...
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funny, new years day,