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Resolution-Icks

There was a chubby lady named Sue that's my middle name [don't look askew] Sue tried to loose weigh to go on a date but over ate when served cheese fondue. Resolved to do better Sue rose and rushed to the gym in tight hose she stretched up and down some thought her a clown seams ripped when she reached for her toes. New Years BAH said Sue with a groan I'll use photo shop then phone home they'll think I'm Twiggy and not a piggy perhaps I will make me a gnome?

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Gwendolen Song

Date: 1/18/2013 7:20:00 PM

Debs...loved the conversation in this limerick...as only someone who is trying to give herself a pep talk would do!! Great entry...loved the RIP imagery! hahah...love, gwendolen

Sara Kendrick

Date: 1/18/2013 1:53:00 PM

Congrats on your great win..Sara

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 1/17/2013 11:23:00 PM

CUTE ones!! Congrats on the win, Debs.

S.Jagathsimhan Nair

Date: 1/16/2013 5:16:00 PM

Congrats, Debbie, on the win. Really funny. Enjoyed.!! Jag

Kash Poet

Date: 1/15/2013 10:30:00 AM

Congrats Debi on your win!Loved it on my first read.

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 1/15/2013 8:36:00 AM

Debbie, another nice win.... ~ congratulations with the awesome win in Rix's "A Limerick in My Pocket Contest " contest. xox~pd

Mandy Tams The Golden Girl

Date: 1/15/2013 7:32:00 AM

Congratulations Debbie, gave me a chuckle lol xx

Ilene Bauer

Date: 1/15/2013 5:48:00 AM

congrats on your win in the contest!

Kathryn Collins

Date: 1/9/2013 11:53:00 AM

Ho! Ho! Ho! as Santa would say. I haven't made it to the gym part yet.

Kash Poet

Date: 1/7/2013 8:27:00 AM

Enjoyed very much this funny write Debi!Best wishes to you.

Sara Kendrick

Date: 1/7/2013 7:54:00 AM

Cute one..I have heard some stories from some men that you would not believe about women who doctor their pictures..One man said that it happened to him twice so he got where he would sit in his truck and look for the vehicle that she said she would be driving and if she did not match the picture he would just drive off..Sara...Reads like a winner in the contest..Way to go..