Uncle Fred

Uncle Fred always hated his weight,

So, he resolved to put less on his plate.

It was hard for him to see,

Looking down to go pee,

And he almost crushed a hot date.





For the limerick in my pocket new years resolution limerick contest.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2013

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Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
January 1, 2013 at 12:33 PM
this had me laughing Christopher love it xx
Bunton Avatar
January 2, 2013 at 5:54 AM
Thank you!
Dietrich Avatar
January 1, 2013 at 11:00 AM
hahaha. Good one!!
Bunton Avatar
January 2, 2013 at 5:54 AM
Thank You!!
Palmer Avatar
January 1, 2013 at 9:07 AM
lol,funny write Chris,happy new year
Bunton Avatar
January 1, 2013 at 9:18 AM
Thank you. Happy New Year to you too.
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