Limerick In My Pocket

This year I will lose weight I do think
No matter how hard too I will shrink
But what shall I not eat 
I don’t like anything sweet
This year I won’t lose weight I do think…

No cakes pass my lips no sweeties I eat
I eat some fish and a little red meat
What do I let go west
Perhaps a tighter vest
Will help the fat to slip down to my feet…

No luck I tried, my vest is now too wide
I tuck it into my pants at the side
That made them unsightly
There’s no more twice nightly
Hoist them as a sail, and leave on the tide…

My new years wishes and hopes are now gone
We have not even reached day number one
I am paying the toll
For each nice sausage roll
My hopes and man, have set sail in the sun…

My vest sailed out to sea, now what shall I do?
My chest in the winter perhaps will turn blue
If you have an idea
You can whisper it here
There may be something to keep warm we can do…

© ~GG~ 28/12/2012

Entry For G Rix's Limerick In my Pocket contest
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January 18, 2013 at 7:13 PM
Hi GG!! Hope your New Yr is starting off grand!! This little story in limerick is a hoot...wonderful creativity...is it true?? Also wanted to say thanks for your entry in my latest contest...reviewed the first 9 entries today and they are very very nice. Congrats!! gwendolen
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January 18, 2013 at 1:48 PM
Ahh!! Great effort for the contest..Congrats on your winning..Sara
Dietrich Avatar
January 17, 2013 at 11:21 PM
Great fun this one, Mandy. Congrats. I enjoyed seeing it again.
Nair Avatar
January 16, 2013 at 5:12 PM
Enjoyed the wit, Mandy. Congrats on the win!! Jag
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January 15, 2013 at 10:23 AM
Enjoyed this funny Limerick very much Mandy!Congrats on the win.
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January 15, 2013 at 10:13 AM
Hey first time i seen these gems....congrats there brilliant....,
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January 15, 2013 at 8:35 AM
Good morning Mandy, ~ congratulations with the awesome win in Rix's "A Limerick in My Pocket Contest " contest. xox~pd
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January 15, 2013 at 5:45 AM
very funny, mandy! congrats on your win!
Roberts Avatar
January 15, 2013 at 12:36 AM
Well done Mandy, done well with my weight since xmas, only gained a kilo. Rofl. Thats it mouth zipped now .... Seren
Guzzi Avatar
December 29, 2012 at 4:57 PM
awww all that's left is exercise I can grrrrr with you. Light & Love
Roberts Avatar
December 29, 2012 at 11:32 AM
dont fret my old man by the river sent u his.....Seren soup
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December 29, 2012 at 8:13 AM
Christmas is good but who will resist the food. Luxuriating on the progression of your poem... Really delightful... Love... Angel
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December 29, 2012 at 8:04 AM
No hard feelings, I took your comment wrong and Im sorry.. Lots of emotions flowing these days... Happy New Year to you and all around you.. xoox Michael
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December 28, 2012 at 9:29 PM
Hello Mandy, what a great write my friend, loved the last line. I really enjoy all your work my friend.
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December 28, 2012 at 5:01 PM
mandy, this is really funny. It got better and better and I loved the ending about the vest as a sail and then the chest turning blue!! Glad I saw this. I was wondering if we could write more than one of them for the contest!
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December 28, 2012 at 4:40 PM
Mandy this poem put laughter in my breath. It's a fun limerick you wrote. Good luck in the contest. Best wishes in 2013 and beyond. Warm Smiles, Connie
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December 28, 2012 at 4:36 PM
Enjoyed your poem. I can't advise on losing weight / For I have tried as well / to put very little on my plate / but indulge in caramel.
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December 28, 2012 at 3:57 PM
late merry xmas to you and a happy new years xoxo pd
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December 28, 2012 at 1:33 PM
Lol, I whisper to you Mandy "let's have that piece of cheesecake". That would brighten the mood. And then we can go to Starbucks and get a hot chocolate. That would warm you up. Enjoyed it :)
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December 28, 2012 at 12:25 PM
Cute !! Best of luck in the contest !!
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