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The F-Bomb Has Been Replaced

...The F-Bomb has all but been replaced
As the naughtiest word in the english language
By this new extremely naughty four letter word
Yup! You guessed it... SNOW!!!
The notorious S-Bomb!
Pa...

Chainsaw Poetry

...Chainsaw Poetry
David J Walker

The  blum blum 
Purrr
Blum blum
Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Ignition of the 
Whirrrrrrrrrrrr into 
Action
The attraction of 
A curio crowd
Loud 
...

Naked As a Jaybird

...Now this here Humorick is totally absurd
A naughty Humorick, naughtiest ever heard
But yours truly's got more
Some Humoricks hardcore
Where me and my friends are naked as jaybirds...

Is It Hot In Here

...IS IT HOT IN HERE?
I`m a physical, mental wreck, waiting for a beard
I have no sense of time, I`m definitely weird.
I`m peri-menopausal, go from blazing hot to cold,
I have wrinkles, bags, am fat...

Oh Shucks

...Have you heard of a duck that really can't cluck
Bet you're thinking a bad word that rhymes with duck
More sophisticated am I
An upstanding sweet guy
Now stop... my naughtiest phrase is “...

I Saw the Nice In My Naughty Boy

...Brady was the naughtiest puppy in the whole city.
     At night such a baby, during the day sassy and witty.
He had eight siblings and must have been defiant.
Oh no! My naughty boy was never g...

A Hardcore Limerick

...Now this one is really and totally absurd
A naughty limerick, naughtiest ever heard
But yours truly's got more
Some limericks hardcore
Where me and my friends are naked old jaybirds<>

My Cousin Chaos

...We lived in our ancestral bungalow
                            Three generations veneered each other
                          Cousin Joy, the naughtiest had died young
                           ...

Hopeful

...Hopeful





            Whispers in the corridor heard louder and closer,
                 as security man asks relatives to leave,
             In recovery room post operative patients wait...

The Best of Edutainment

...As one who grew up in a different era,
Pre-Brangeline and Californication -
When shows like Laugh-in or the Dating Game,
Bewitched or Dick Van Dyke were just about
The naughtiest you’d fi...

The F-Bomb Has Been Replaced

...The F-Bomb has been replaced

As the naughtiest word in the english language

By this new extremely naughty four letter word

Yup! You guessed it... SNOW!!!

The notorious S-Bomb!

...

And I Was Judged

...I was in hurry
did not drop coin in bowl
And beggar judged
I was pauper..............

I was rehearsing 
in make-up for beggars dialogue
And  dropping coin passer by judged
I was beggar.........

Bedeviled

...So innocent was the little kitty,
Who came to my door that I took pity
On this helpless little thrown away.
I vowed he would see a better day.

Boxes of litter and bags of feed,
A covered box f...

Childhood

...I just want the simple life from when I was young
I miss my innocence and ignorance, I miss having fun
Piggyback rides through the park, being pushed in buggies at the grocery store
I miss holding...

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