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Naughtiest Poems - Poems about Naughtiest


Premium Member The F-Bomb Has Been Replaced
...The F-Bomb has all but been replaced As the naughtiest word in the english language By this new extremely naughty four letter word Yup! You guessed it... SNOW!!! The notorious S-Bomb! Pa......

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Categories: naughtiest, betrayal,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Chainsaw Poetry
...Chainsaw Poetry David J Walker The blum blum Purrr Blum blum Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Ignition of the Whirrrrrrrrrrrr into Action The attraction of A curio crowd Loud ......

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Categories: naughtiest, symbolism,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Naked As a Jaybird
...Now this here Humorick is totally absurd A naughty Humorick, naughtiest ever heard But yours truly's got more Some Humoricks hardcore Where me and my friends are naked as jaybirds......

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Categories: naughtiest, fun,
Form: Limerick
Is It Hot In Here
...IS IT HOT IN HERE? I`m a physical, mental wreck, waiting for a beard I have no sense of time, I`m definitely weird. I`m peri-menopausal, go from blazing hot to cold, I have wrinkles, bags, am fat......

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Categories: naughtiest, change, confusion, funny, memory,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member Oh Shucks
...Have you heard of a duck that really can't cluck Bet you're thinking a bad word that rhymes with duck More sophisticated am I An upstanding sweet guy Now stop... my naughtiest phrase is “......

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Categories: naughtiest, fun,
Form: Limerick



I Saw the Nice In My Naughty Boy
...Brady was the naughtiest puppy in the whole city. At night such a baby, during the day sassy and witty. He had eight siblings and must have been defiant. Oh no! My naughty boy was never g......

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Categories: naughtiest, brother, christmas, dog, sad,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member A Hardcore Limerick
...Now this one is really and totally absurd A naughty limerick, naughtiest ever heard But yours truly's got more Some limericks hardcore Where me and my friends are naked old jaybirds<>...

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Categories: naughtiest, humor,
Form: Limerick
My Cousin Chaos
...We lived in our ancestral bungalow Three generations veneered each other Cousin Joy, the naughtiest had died young ......

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Categories: naughtiest, bereavement, confusion, cousin, death,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Hopeful
...Hopeful Whispers in the corridor heard louder and closer, as security man asks relatives to leave, In recovery room post operative patients wait......

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Categories: naughtiest, cheer up, hope,
Form: Haibun
Premium Member The Best of Edutainment
...As one who grew up in a different era, Pre-Brangeline and Californication - When shows like Laugh-in or the Dating Game, Bewitched or Dick Van Dyke were just about The naughtiest you’d fi......

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Categories: naughtiest, humorous, technology, mental health,
Form: Verse
Premium Member The F-Bomb Has Been Replaced
...The F-Bomb has been replaced As the naughtiest word in the english language By this new extremely naughty four letter word Yup! You guessed it... SNOW!!! The notorious S-Bomb! ......

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Categories: naughtiest, humorous,
Form: Narrative
And I Was Judged
...I was in hurry did not drop coin in bowl And beggar judged I was pauper.............. I was rehearsing in make-up for beggars dialogue And dropping coin passer by judged I was beggar............

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Categories: naughtiest, funnyfriend,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Bedeviled
...So innocent was the little kitty, Who came to my door that I took pity On this helpless little thrown away. I vowed he would see a better day. Boxes of litter and bags of feed, A covered box f......

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Categories: naughtiest, funnycat,
Form: Quatrain
Childhood
...I just want the simple life from when I was young I miss my innocence and ignorance, I miss having fun Piggyback rides through the park, being pushed in buggies at the grocery store I miss holding......

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Categories: naughtiest, childhood, life, nostalgia, teen,
Form: I do not know?

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