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A Hardcore Limerick

Now this one is really and totally absurd A naughty limerick, naughtiest ever heard But yours truly's got more Some limericks hardcore Where me and my friends are naked old jaybirds

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Judith S

Date: 12/19/2017 3:18:00 PM

I think you can be even naughtier. Something just gives me that feeling ;)

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/19/2017 4:50:00 PM

Well I've been trying so hard to be good since we met! How am I doing... wouldn't want to offend my dear sweet Judith S!!! xxx

Lim'Rik Flats

Date: 12/17/2017 3:46:00 PM

I'd rather have Jack be hardcore//than have Donald start a dumb war//Totally absurd//the top-knotted turd//On top of it, a really big bore. (NOT YOU JACKSON — HIM!) Hadda big rain event in the night, but sunny now — no I-net this morn so did a 12 mile walkabout to kill time, tis why I'm late

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/17/2017 8:31:00 PM

A 12 mile walkabout... have you lost your cotton pickin mind??? Uhhh you're a fan of the prez??? Sorry about the rain thing... we were -5 yesterday!!! YUCK!!!

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib

Date: 12/17/2017 9:39:00 AM

Our beloved naughty Pops, dirty limericks he drops, wisdom laced with wit! his gutter balls the ****

Maureen McGreavy The Insolent Rib
Date: 12/18/2017 9:12:00 AM

LOL squishy hugs!

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/17/2017 8:25:00 PM

**** you must explain... can't imagine what you meant! lol Lovesies as always! xxx

Silent One

Date: 12/17/2017 7:34:00 AM

Jack had the urge to write naughty, but his laptop was hidden by Scottie. First he got very sad, then started to go mad. Thought his head had gone all potty!

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/17/2017 8:08:00 AM

Happens regularly! You have NO idea what's it's like to live with this insane "knock off the old block" dude!!!! LOL

Silent One

Date: 12/17/2017 7:17:00 AM

Hahaha.... I think I have read one...

Jack Ellison
Date: 12/17/2017 8:06:00 AM

Must apologize for my nakedness... well some might find it uplifting so to speak!!!