Short Naughtiest Poems

Now this here Humorick is totally absurd
A naughty Humorick, naughtiest ever heard
But yours truly's got more
Some Humoricks hardcore
Where me and my friends are naked as jaybirds...

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Now this one is really and totally absurd
A naughty limerick, naughtiest ever heard
But yours truly's got more
Some limericks hardcore
Where me and my friends are naked old jaybirds...

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Have you heard of a duck that really can't cluck
Bet you're thinking a bad word that rhymes with duck
More sophisticated am I
An upstanding sweet guy
Now stop... my naughtiest phrase is “oh, shucks!”...

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