Mayonnaise Poems - Poems about Mayonnaise

...Brazilians put green peas on their pizzas you know yuck said my unworldly friend, whose cheeks were aglow crazy since he is German and they put tuna on their crust I rolled my eyes at his bigotry,......Read the rest...

... Mayonnaise in my mouth; it was turkey—the first Pollack I saw. His fault that the splatter looked like a forgotten egg on the side. Walking toward the waste basket, I threw up in i......Read the rest...

...Thy arms are opened to embrace you to hear them sing ah-song of love and peace ......Read the rest...

...They came together, love entwined, When stars in heaven were aligned. But their love hit a hurdle, When their vinaigrette failed to curdle, Their blitz emulsification ill-fated, leaving oil and ......Read the rest...

...Not easy following you, picking up the pieces my, how you wreck with a vengeance. Not talking just this life, so many others, no choice still as mine (the choice), take heed! come back to ......Read the rest...

...For lunch today my wife said, husband, why don’t we eat out. I said, Honey in these Covid times, that’s not what I’m about. You just sit back and rest your feet, and let me worry about our lun......Read the rest...

...I had put our meeting off so many times for fear that it would fail, and be a waste of time. I prepared a lovely salad. Thought I'd make some mayonnaise. The kind I thought you liked, with a yolk of ......Read the rest...

...Miraculous indeed, you must have done some very good deed to be one with the heavens and an accomplice with the devil. Your fountains are flowing galore and you couldn’t be asking for more when he he......Read the rest...

...Neuropathy in my hands. A panoply is the rest. A screw loose in my head. With itis through my back. It's what old sawbones said. But he saved the best for last. Seems I have two more days Plea......Read the rest...

...Do you ever wish you'd never been born? Never again? Do I play a role in your misery? Or, did our paths cross to confirm inevitable suffering? I'm weak and addicted. Mayonnaise brain. Unfilter......Read the rest...

...A much-neglected condiment is mayonnaise for its smooth, creamy flavor, I give it 'all A's' It perks up a sandwich more than ketchup and mustard and even on desserts, it can outduel cu......Read the rest...

...A blast from her refreshes me I grab a snack and sip my tea She is the largest entity in my house Behind her sometimes hides a mouse She used to make ice, but this is no longer so. We do not c......Read the rest...

...I posit picayune propensities prevail among pesky management Most favored renter status imposed on us i.e. meaning myself; (one tarnished prince of Highland Manor) and the missus, his princess ......Read the rest...

...SALAD Grilled capsicum, shrimp to take. with grilled potato. Add salt, lemon and then shake with grilled tomato, Then to mix mayonnaise ......Read the rest...

...The mayonnaise had turned. The ham sandwich stuck to my tongue. Then the sunlight turned from pale yellow to dull dish-wash drizzle. In town the sidewalks had turned slick. An English friend I......Read the rest...