Best Mayonnaise Poems
Below are the all-time best Mayonnaise poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of mayonnaise poems written by PoetrySoup members
My GirlSecretly, I watch the neighbors,
From my well-advantaged location.
Mrs. G. is complaining about her husband to Mrs. S.
No one's drama is ever as vivid as...
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Categories:
mayonnaise, 5th grade, 6th grade,
Form:
Personification
The HamburgerFor thirty years I’ve been a truckie who has driven far and wide,
Carting goods through day and night all across the countryside…
But hours spent upon...
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Categories:
mayonnaise, food, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Categories:
mayonnaise, food, holiday, humorous, motivation,
Form:
Acrostic
Featured Poet****chocolate Wow**A Sweet Waltz**
As I kissed her lips
tasting her candy glaze
she bended ever so slowly
for a little of this mayonnaise.
And I said arise baby,
don't stay...
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Categories:
mayonnaise, on writing and words,
Form:
Free verse
How Does Your Contra GrowLosing my keys can be unsettling.
Not nearly as much as finding a human skull.
Waking up naked in church is a
reoccurring dream.
Pleasant is the day when...
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Categories:
mayonnaise, crazy,
Form:
Free verse
Just Because Im WhiteJust because I'm white
Doesn't mean I am nerdy
Doesn't mean I get straight A’s
And doesn't mean I wear glasses
Just because I’m white
Doesn't mean I’m always angry
Doesn't...
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Categories:
mayonnaise, people
Form:
Bio
Super Bowl DayPatriots and Seahawks, today head to head
Will wear the helmets; tooth and nail fight the day
University of Phoenix stadium, the beautiful Grand Canyon state
Sweat and...
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Categories:
mayonnaise, football,
Form:
Free verse
Four-Eyed CharmerI wear a white buttoned shirt
And my friends call me four eyes
But I don't care, just slowly walk away
And give 'em my gang sign
Don't bother...
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Categories:
mayonnaise, funny, funny love, hyperbole,
Form:
Lyric
Pickles and Tickles Fast Food.We cook it ! Feel your tonsils tingle!
Add mayonnaise, lettuce, a pickle.
Lost both tonsils at ten
so can I ask you when
my change comes to more...
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Categories:
mayonnaise, confusion, food, life, parody
Form:
Limerick
Dinner For Two - Just Me and YouOur table is set – it looks divine
Crystal glasses for our red wine
Silver cutlery with which to eat
Our favourite meal – oh what a treat
The...
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Categories:
mayonnaise, food, for him, romantic,
Form:
Free verse
The BribeMom don't feed me veggies
Don't put them on my dish
French fries and a hot dog
Is now my only wish
Mayonnaise smothered Tater-Tots
Sure would do the trick
Peas...
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Categories:
mayonnaise, candy, food, children, health,
Form:
Rhyme
Love Is Like a Hoagie SandwichHe told me love was like a hoagie sandwich
He said, “You start with the bread.
It has to be the perfect bread because it is you...
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Categories:
mayonnaise, funny, imagination, introspection, life,
Form:
Free verse
World of HaikuSPIDER
Eight furry legs
Approaching black blob
Screeeeeeeeeeeeeech
COCKROACH
Periplaneta americana
Out of planet, preys on women's tuxedo
Blob of fat, smell, monster
JULIA'S HAIR
Chameleon
Gunslinger, sniper
Death,myriologue
O SPACE
A junkyard
Sepulcher of machines
Requiem
CROW
Squawk
Squawk
Gasconade
LIZARD
A...
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Categories:
mayonnaise, poems,
Form:
Haiku
Boxed In“Normality is a paved road: It’s comfortable to walk, but no flowers grow on it." Vincent Van Gogh
They tell you ‘Think outside the box’
So, ponder...
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Categories:
mayonnaise, fun,
Form:
Rhyme
Beckleigh -For LennyHe heard the crows,
morning-cawing-crows,
morning-language-cawing-crows.
There was for him,
always, uncertainty in the cawing,
an uncertainty he couldn’t hear,
though he tried for most of his...
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Categories:
mayonnaise, animals, childhood, imagination, nature
Form:
Free verse