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Vinaigrette Touche

I had put our meeting off so many times for fear that it would fail, and be a waste of time. I prepared a lovely salad. Thought I'd make some mayonnaise. The kind I thought you liked, with a yolk of free-range eggs, gluten-free and ovovegetarian. Low-carb to be on the safe side as well. Not the bottled commercial stuff full of preservatives and chemicals, but hand-made fresh from scratch au naturel, sweet, tasty, tangy and lovely. 

I gently beat the egg yolk and slowly drizzled the vegetable oil into it a few drops at a time, while whisking, relatively not too briskly. I thought all was going ever so well. But the mixture became clumpy and lumpy as the emulsion broke, fell apart, and separated. I started again, mixing ever so slowly this time to bring the immiscible oil and yolk slowly together to meld and combine. But I failed again and again and again.

Out of eggs, with no time to get more, I made a vinaigrette instead! Oil and vinegar, smooth and rough, sweet and sour. They meld so well, despite their relative quirks and differences. No yolk this time. Touche.
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Lane Avatar
July 6, 2023 at 1:30 PM
Who needs Mayo when a vinaigrette works as well? It really is the thought that counts. Nicely written, John.
Lane Avatar
July 6, 2023 at 2:07 PM
Aye, John.
Anderson Avatar
July 6, 2023 at 1:59 PM
Actually it's deep and meaningful to boot. Cheers!
Kaufman Avatar
July 6, 2023 at 12:53 PM
They do meld well John. I liked the detail and the depth. Have a good pm.
Anderson Avatar
July 6, 2023 at 12:56 PM
Thanks very much for your comments. Greatly appreciate the feed-back.
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