Maintenance Poems | Examples

Premium Member Percussion Maintenance

In the cramped font room we’d sit and stare
At the telly on the blink needing care.
     With a slap on its head,
     While the cussing instead
Was more entertaining than the fair.

Premium Member The Limericks Piled in His Yard

The limericks piled in his yard
Made mowing and maintenance hard.
The blade would get stuck
When nonsense it struck,
The handle from hyperbole jarred.


Premium Member Lawn Maintenance

hoe poe hops, listens
long needle beak plunges in
fresh grub breakfast

Dream Maintenance

We awake in the morning, brush teeth,
comb hair -
remake the dream.

Overnight the edges of reality fray,
pieces of the dream flake off,
vision becomes threadbare.

The dream must be repaired each day
or we might question
the reality of combing hair
and brushing teeth.

Maintenance

He is down for scheduled maintenance
for a minor refit and tweak
for all the words he has to speak.

Ghost must adjust new software.
Old bones given new clothes.
Shuffling poetry tuned tight to walk upright.
Night and day, cogs have been turning, turning,
mind oil has been burning,
now time has developed a crick in the neck.

However, he is doing fine.
The Muses and their staff
will get back to you
just as soon
as they bring him back on-line.


Premium Member Medical Maintenance

My roof is immune to weather worries
since I got my Shingles vaccination.

Premium Member High Maintenance Tm

HIGH MAINTENANCE TM

                                               In their
                                           unreal world,
                               women want high-end things,
                              like Louis Vuitton putting them
                                                in debt.
   



Trademark - Quintain Poetry         Sara Kendrick
Used How Many Syllables     
12/20/20

Site Under Maintenance

On a cozy morning, with flying chutzpah, I sat before the door step of poetry knowing behind it there lies an ocean, where Bards and Keats and Shakespeares in disguise, swimming in vivid colors and I knocked the door with a pusillanimous heart, eyeing for their bit of beatitude. But,

my knocks are returned
panacea glimmered far -
Poetry Soup down


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Premium Member High Maintenance System Failure

Chaos spreads like metastatic growth

In carefully designed manipulation

	Family therapy

The puppet mistress casts her chords

Feeds her prey with miserable traction

	Border lines crossed

Control is the trade she plies in glee

It corrodes and shelters dysfunction

	Emotional bribery

Responsibility declared abandonment

Regrets resentment sadness anger

	You make your bed and …

Vile venom sheathed in candy wrapper

She’s burning all her feeble bridges

	Retreat the only hope
	

06th February 2020

Premium Member Capitulating

towering weeds
the unkempt garden
~ admitting defeat



posted on July 31, 2018

Love and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance

(Rhyming Senryu)

Cold and careful hands
Dismantle love’s elements
Methodically

The eye detecting
Fragile fractured copper threads
Dispassionately

Concentrating fire
Melting metal, soldered wire
Mending circuitry

Testing, one, two, three
The current, interrupted
Now set flowing free

How beautifully
Cool flux and hot flame restore
Conductivity

Love’s analogy
Motorcycle maintenance
Electricity

by Gail

High Maintenance Woman

A stunning woman, so beautiful and polite,
But causing concern, I'm thinking twice,
My girl puts my credit card to much use
Tantamount to severe financial abuse,
Although, I do enjoy her other vice.

High Maintenance Babe

Today
you look
like a peanut 
assaulted
in a bad neighborhood...

Back in time
you dreamed to date
Brad Pitt
but he was taken
from Angelina Jolie
a true man eater
then you hooked-up
with a hairy biker
a body builder
who is about to explode
like a thanksgiving turkey
feed in steroids and cocaine
like a pig in an all you can eat
garbage joint
who goes crazy
and beats the crap out of you
at night
and early in the morning...

See
it's white snow
but dogs poop 
on it...

Call the Maintenance Men

I’ve lost it. I’m exhausted.
 I can’t handle another day of these
 Auditory hallucinations. Doors creaking
Open Voices carrying around basins. 
 These days with no sleep
are starting to 
Become costly,
 to my overall health.
Wait, do I need help? 
 
      Hold up! 

 Grab a wrench!
 grab your tool belt!
We’ve got to get this girl back to 
Stellar mental health !
Wait, I’m not a machine?
I said to myself 
They said it’s okay ma’am 
We’re trained in these sorts
Of matters better than anybody else
Feeling stressed you say, take a shot
Of vodka while we take a look at you 
Right away 
A little elbow grease and your brain
Won’t be on its knees anymore 
You’ll be back on your feet in no time 
Miss, we  can’t miss with our new  
And improved stationery kits.
Just relax and you’ll improve
It’s not like you’re the only one
Going through this.

Premium Member Maintenance

Maintenance
There once was a wife who wanted her husband
to maintain every single thing in the house.
"Maintain the plumbing why don't you?" she nagged
And on and on she nags, from sun up 'til sun down.
"Where are my red satin faux fur slippers, she cranked
in unison with, "Oh, bring me Scruffy now!" and "Let's
not forget my Pierre' water boiled with lemon zinger tea.'

Then one day the husband retorted, "I'll maintain the plumbing
as the toilet paper situation needs to improve greatly around here."
And as his voice trails off..."I won't let the door hit me in the a**...
and you'll get
Maintenance!"

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