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High Maintenance Woman
A stunning woman, so beautiful and polite,
But causing concern, I'm thinking twice,
My girl puts my credit card to much use
Tantamount to severe financial abuse,
Although, I do enjoy her other vice....

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Categories: maintenance, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Maintenance
Maintenance
There once was a wife who wanted her husband
to maintain every single thing in the house.
"Maintain the plumbing why don't you?" she nagged
And on and on she nags, from sun up 'til sun down.
"Where are my red satin faux fur slippers, she cranked
in unison with,...

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Categories: maintenance, funnyme, sun,
Form:
Call the Maintenance Men
I’ve lost it. I’m exhausted.
 I can’t handle another day of these
 Auditory hallucinations. Doors creaking
Open Voices carrying around basins. 
 These days with no sleep
are starting to 
Become costly,
 to my overall health.
Wait, do I need help? 
 
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© Sara Ribar  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: maintenance, depression, funny, health, parody,
Form: Narrative

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry



Maintenance
MAINTENANCE


You maintain your house to keep It clean

You maintain your car so Its pristine

You maintain your physique, by keeping slim

You maintain your muscles In the gym

But the most important maintenance of all

Is to maintain your mind with positive thoughts!!!




HI Guys, if you would like to...

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Categories: maintenance, inspirationalme,
Form: Rhyme
Maintenance Culture
Maintenance  culture 
People and culture 
Like bee and honey 
Too much energy spent 
In portraying a culture 
Well believed as a way of life
In places

Maintenance culture 
A culture far from humanity 
Is a failed culture 
A culture that promote humanity 
Is worth an everlasting...

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Categories: maintenance, absence, abuse, africa, caregiving,
Form: Epic
High Maintenance Babe
Today
you look
like a peanut 
assaulted
in a bad neighborhood...

Back in time
you dreamed to date
Brad Pitt
but he was taken
from Angelina Jolie
a true man eater
then you hooked-up
with a hairy biker
a body builder
who is about to explode
like a thanksgiving turkey
feed in steroids and cocaine
like a pig in an all...

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Categories: maintenance, parody, thanksgiving,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member Tao and the Art of Permaculture Maintenance
Information caused qualitative culture,
some might say cussed culture,
but, whether damned or graced,
culture, or vulture,
languaged-left hemispheric information 
languished after right-brained exformation
self-regenerated human in/out-side culture.

Human culture preceded human race
and DNA races
and racism
and socioeconomic language boxes 
and hierarchical trees were walking anthrobipeds upside down
leading embryos to listen before...

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Categories: maintenance, earth, light, longing, loss,
Form: Free verse
Love and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
(Rhyming Senryu)

Cold and careful hands
Dismantle love’s elements
Methodically

The eye detecting
Fragile fractured copper threads
Dispassionately

Concentrating fire
Melting metal, soldered wire
Mending circuitry

Testing, one, two, three
The current, interrupted
Now set flowing free

How beautifully
Cool flux and hot flame restore
Conductivity

Love’s analogy
Motorcycle maintenance
Electricity

by Gail...

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Categories: maintenance, beauty, hope, love, metaphor,
Form: Rhyme
On First Looking Into Pirsig's Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance
To Eamon 

I followed you down that long straight road
Stretched through plain under sky
You with your boy and your bicycle
Me, with Despair in my stare and my sigh.
And we came to the Dante-esque crossroads
And watched as ghosts in machines drove by.

I had seen, of course,...

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Categories: maintenance, philosophytime,
Form: Ballad
Premium Member Lawn Maintenance
hoe poe hops, listens
long needle beak plunges in
fresh grub breakfast...

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Categories: maintenance, bird, food,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member Medical Maintenance
My roof is immune to weather worries
since I got my Shingles vaccination....

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© Greg Gaul  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: maintenance, health, house, humor,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member High Maintenance Tm
HIGH MAINTENANCE TM

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Categories: maintenance, culture, society, women,
Form: Cinquain
High Maintenance
High heeled leather pumps; the best will only do
In all different styles and colors; the most brilliant of hues
Gorgeous diamond jewelry; a temptation not to resist
Hone my very essence and surely enhance my wrists

Managing hair appointments; a color and highlight is a must
Angelic to the...

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Categories: maintenance, life, people, visionary,
Form: Acrostic
Maintenance
MAINTENANCE


You maintain your house to keep It clean

You maintain your car so Its pristine

You maintain your physique, by keeping slim

You maintain your muscles In the gym

But the most important maintenance of all

Is to maintain your mind with positive thoughts!!!...

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Categories: maintenance, inspirational
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Capitulating
towering weeds
the unkempt garden
~ admitting defeat



posted on July 31, 2018...

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Categories: maintenance, garden, nature, summer, work,
Form: Haiku

Book: Reflection on the Important Things