Lummox Poems - Poems about Lummox

... Written: January 24, 2025 For contest Sponsored by: Brian Strand ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ In the galumph of morning breath a chandelier of dew, Barely i......

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...“Dragons don’t live up to the talk. I’ll find a way to fix the wagon”, Opined the jealous Jabberwock, “Of the scaly, lummox dragon.” This foul fiend then, most inhumanely, Pausing to munch ......

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...Repugnant Pugilist, A Lummox dim with a rubble fist. Rock to Roc’s Feather. A Stalwart Rook to blotted weather. An over armored Savant slain by adhoc ether. Hands empty without effo......

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...A closer look at a fantastic word And no, I’m not talking in bafflegab To not repeat this speak is just absurd To absquatulate like a fracas herd Throw a foofaraw over a little jab A closer lo......

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...We've been thinking how Crayolas come in a box Because we hear they've been compared to a lummox That's a funny thought, a mystery, and a flummox, But we know red is the most used because ......

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...We've been thinking how Crayolas come in a box Because we hear they've been compared to a lummox That's a funny thought, a mystery, and a flummox, But we know red is the most used beca......

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... A Spoof About The Ammo Box By: Miracle Man 1/6/2021 - I’ve an ammo box that we’ve given away, *to Daisy & Cash, it’s contents we convey. I’ve looked at this Ammo box for years, now,......

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...Rodents can be loquacious That includes your average gerbil They love to prattle, chat and blather They really are quite verbal Hamsters are talkative too Just as garrulous as can be With run......

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...You say that they say that the way To men's hearts is through their stomachs? Well, that may be -- if the man is a lummox! But I know a way that's a much better way - Just give him your heart...a......

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... How the police acted was a terrible thing to that unsuspecting citizen named Rodney King. What they did on that video was definitely not right. I don’t blame you for getting up to fight. Th......

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...In my spotless kitchen when I turned on the light, there's this ambulatory inkspot scuttling from sight. Dare I name it? even the name is ugly. Roach, penultimate horror, black and bug-ly. I'm a s......

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...What did my eerily observant mirror so boldly reveal to me this morning as I so cautiously gazed into its soul? It quipped "Hey lummox,might as well limp back to bed, the eyes of the world wil......

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