Long Yahoos Poems
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Desperate Message To Kim Jong Un
Pardon any absent adulation, bequeathed capitulation, devoted dedication, indiscretion, blabbering peroration, improper salutation or any unintended vexation if this unknown earthling sent a nearly identical message. He over-looked a small number of errors and hoped...
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Categories:
yahoos, abuse, dark, emotions, evil, hate, war, world,
Form:
Free verse
Future Time Traveler Looks Back One Century Ago
Future time traveler looks back one century ago
The following poem tweaked
courtesy original author who crafted
literary endeavor some couple years ago.
Now circa August 20th, 2122,
or 1930 military time,
yours truly attempted
drafting id est feeble...
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Categories:
yahoos, adventure, anniversary, appreciation, august, celebrity, crazy, destiny,
Form:
Rhyme
Diary Notes: Lamentable Laissez-Faire
Diary Notes: Lamentable laissez-faire
…the lêche cul is
back
...
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Categories:
yahoos, anti bullying, august, conflict, judgement, paris,
Form:
Free verse
End of Summer Countdown Before School Year
End of summer countdown before school year...
countless decades graduating
contemptible cum laude
hence same time frame every
August since...the stone
temple pilot age, this beastie
boy flashes back to yahoos
whose rawhide (mine) they
miraculously never whipped!
Uneasy panic...
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Categories:
yahoos, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, education,
Form:
Epic
Highway Wars
It's closing time, I'm sad to say.
The clock insists it's after five.
Now comes the hardest part of day,
The long, infernal homeward drive.
I leave my job and peace behind
And hit the highway as before,
To traffic tie-ups...
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Categories:
yahoos, anger, home, humor, stress, travel, work,
Form:
Quatrain
Desperate Message Never Sent To Kim Jong Un
Oh please for the sake (and sock e)
of brethren deemed friendly, i be
see-ch ye with genuine humility
to desist launching nuclear missiles.
This American bloke put his lock,
stock and barrel of gunmetal faith...
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Categories:
yahoos, angst, anxiety, crush, death, environment, stress, world,
Form:
I do not know?
Before You Leave
Third level CCTV audio recordings
of the last occupants illegally departing the
quasi-safe, Area 4, Sector 9 quarantine zone
— Seventh vol. of the Ghetto Chronicles
We hate to see you all go,
good company is hard to...
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Categories:
yahoos, humorous, imagery, society, wisdom,
Form:
Epic
The Sign Reads Life
Well Lord here I go again I’m hanging on the edge.
It just seems like every time I try to climb I wind up out on a ledge.
I don’t know what I keep...
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Categories:
yahoos, hope, inspirational, uplifting, me, hope, me,
Form:
Narrative
Limericks Crochetes Once a Bar Student In the Fifties
Limericks crochetés : Once a Bar Student in the fifties
Once a Bar Student in the fifties
Hoped to finish quickly his law studies:
Some students tipped him off
Pass-list clerk Good Enough
Will shift around marks for Five Guineas!
One...
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Categories:
yahoos, education, england,
Form:
Limerick
An Alliterative Abecedarian Composition
Abecedarian poems are also known as alphabetical sequential writings.
Being deviously different and difficult to
Compile, compose and complete. Consequentially combining
Determination and deviant, driven poets devote determined time, and
Exercise extreme etymological enthusiasm
For forging...
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Categories:
yahoos, fun, words,
Form:
Alliteration
Are Ye Goin' To Marry That Witch of a Dame - Counterfeiting the Canticle By T Wignesan
ARE YE GOING TO MARRY THAT WITCH OF A DAME - Counterfeiting the CANTICLE by T. Wignesan
(With self-lacerating apologies and scathing penance to that great troubador medieval English poet who longed for his lovely lass...
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Categories:
yahoos, betrayal, fantasy, humor, marriage, parody, sensual,
Form:
Quatrain
This Kind of Stuff We Just Can'T Excuse
I loosen my belt and remove my shoes
So, dear, what's going on in the news
They blocked the streets; tore down statues
No surprise there; of what were they accused
The protestors,...
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Categories:
yahoos, america, satire, violence, women,
Form:
Monorhyme
Crazy Thoughts No 3
Children laugh four hundred times a day
We adults at the most laugh fifteen
Try to copy these young whipper snappers
But watch you don't rupture your spleen
The biggest predictor of love is proximity
That makes a whole lot...
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Categories:
yahoos, funny,
Form:
Quatrain
Things That Irk Me
Here's some things that really irk me
They must irk some of you guys too
Loaded baskets in those Express Lanes
My face turns a scarlet hue
Imagine the gall of some irksome drivers
Doing fifty in a fifty mile...
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Categories:
yahoos, angst, funny,
Form:
Quatrain
That Was the End of Them Yahoos
I was out riding the fences one day
and spied these here suits and their fancy car
They said they was from some oil company
and started cutting their way through the wire
Well I says whoa down a...
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Categories:
yahoos, humor, poetry,
Form:
Rhyme
Something New
Something New
I would like to buy a brand new shirt
So I can attract that silly mini-skirt
I’m tired of being a funny flakey flirt
Even knowing I’m an all-out introvert
I would like to buy brand new shoes
With...
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Categories:
yahoos, courage, dedication, motivation,
Form:
Rhyme
Canada Eh
Ocean Falls, B.C. has on average
Over 300 days of rain a year
Surely not somewhere I'd want to live
Many attempt suicide I hear
Canadians have a funny habit of
Ending each sentence with an “eh”
Couldn't be a bank...
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Categories:
yahoos, pride,
Form:
Quatrain
A Dreamer
After knowing a certain individual for the past little while
I come to the realization that there are people just like me
People who appreciate just the simple things in life
Like a sweet conversation with someone that...
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Categories:
yahoos, dream,
Form:
Narrative
Gator Bait Series 5th Gator Done
I’ve been there for you since the first...
With sustenance you offer that quenches my thirst...
Although we are different in so many ways...
I look forward to your visits, on hot or cold days..
I never know...
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Categories:
yahoos, abuse, anger, beautiful, betrayal, boyfriend, celebration, confusion,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Ain't Retirement Grand
I wake up at 5:30 most mornings
Before the sun has a chance to rise
Head for the bathroom as fast as I can
To get rid of yesterday's Mai Tai
I let out a great big sigh of...
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Categories:
yahoos, old,
Form:
Rhyme
Before Humans Arrived
Some say aliens inhabited the earth
Before humans originally appeared
Pretty sure some are still living amongt us
Been running the country for years
Some of these yahoos are out of this world
With no correlation to reality
“We the people”...
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Categories:
yahoos, age,
Form:
Rhyme
Broken Dove
Forever in the mist above
Salacious rumour long will be
Conspirators who gather see
The smashing of the charming dove
The ignorant make haste to cry
To strip this victim to its bone
And never stopping to ask why
And never for...
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Categories:
yahoos, allegory
Form:
I do not know?
Before Homosapiens
Some say aliens inhabited the earth
Before homosapiens appeared
Pretty sure some are still living amongst us
Been running the country for years
Some of these yahoos are out of this world
With no correlation to reality
“We the people” was...
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Categories:
yahoos, destiny,
Form:
Rhyme
Ain'T Retirement Grand
I wake up at 5:30 most mornings
Before the sun has a chance to rise
Head for the bathroom as fast as I can
To get rid of yesterday's Mai Tai
I let out a great big sigh of...
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Categories:
yahoos, life, old, old,
Form:
Quatrain
Before Homo Sapiens
Some say aliens inhabited the earth
Before homo sapiens appeared
Pretty sure some are still living among us
Been running the country for years
Some of these yahoos are out of this world
With no correlation to reality
“We the people”...
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Categories:
yahoos, fantasy,
Form:
Quatrain