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Something New

Something New


I would like to buy a brand new shirt
So I can attract that silly mini-skirt
I’m tired of being a funny flakey flirt
Even knowing I’m an all-out introvert

I would like to buy brand new shoes
With rolled up sleeves and new tattoos
But Social media, the newest schmooze
Hash tagging with a bunch of yahoos

I would like to buy a brand new suit
To look presentably proper and astute
Digital images deceiving don’t compute
Drawn to enter a new house of ill repute

I would like to buy a brand new classy car
Driving around town smoking a new cigar
Driving top speed not getting much too far
Then again it may be time for a new Bar

I would like to buy a brand new Super Soul
The one I ware may have a new holy hole
Being careful not to end up in the South Pole
As I sit here sipping from my new Soup Bowl.



Oct.11.2018
Trying Something New
Sponsored by: Nina Parmenter


N/A for contest

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018




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Date: 10/27/2018 3:10:00 AM
Hi Warrior, love this fun-filled write this morning. It has set me up for the day. Love the content. I so enjoyed reading this write. Have a wonderful Saturday. Your friend always....Mike.
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Date: 10/14/2018 11:34:00 PM
Drawn to enter a new house of ill repute? lol Cute poem WW :) You have a good sense of humor.
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Date: 10/13/2018 8:23:00 PM
Clever and cute!! Both you and the poem. :) Just saying my Warrior with Wings. Hmm, I don't think you need all these things. You are awesome, just the way you are. Sure, trying new things is cool. Sometimes. :) Love and Soup Bowl. ~ Brandy
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Date: 10/12/2018 11:30:00 AM
Nicely done, W's. The last verse chomps it all up good and proper. A good piece of writing.
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Date: 10/12/2018 4:01:00 AM
I would like, Winged Warrior, to tell you That you always write something new The forms of poetry you conquer in beauty To an avid reader, that's wow to read and see! Always a great pleasure to read your genuine poetry Winged Warrior. My deepest regards. Be blessed always.
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Date: 10/11/2018 8:21:00 PM
I bet Nina will love this WW. I enjoyed it!
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Date: 10/11/2018 6:23:00 PM
Hello Winged Warrior! I do not want you to have a brand new soul, I am rather fond of the one you have. Go for the shirt and the suit and the shoes though, and good luck in Nina's contest.
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Date: 10/11/2018 5:20:00 PM
Great one WW. You are the rhyme master :) This should do well in the contest !
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Date: 10/11/2018 3:34:00 PM
That is definitely something new...man you look good and that car is you. : ) Nicely done my friend. Much luck in the contest
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