Long Witt Poems

Theres a thin layer a fine line between me and Yau

like the moon and the skyline 

We’re intertwined- 

You’re not a ghost you’re just really mine, 

the times rewind in my mind your eyes fall...

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Like when Texas passes a law of if you get an abortion, you’ll get jail time and fined. 
Like when a man can rape you, do no time, turn you in and collect a reward,...

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I'm flattered by Nina but need to take her to the cleaners,
and splat her inbetweeners with fluid from wieners.
Don't mock or beat down Bath when you're Bristolian,
you were all conceived in a seat in the...

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My wife was on a diet. I told her that if she didn't lose 30 pounds this year: that we were through. She bought thrity pounds ofdehyrated chicken and tuna, and said Thrity pounds of...

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BUTCHER PETE

In the vault below lies the mince, of butcher Pete
Got dragged into a meat processor by the soles of his feet.

RADIOACTIVE  SCUM

The Russian soldiers who stormed Chernobyl, are buried in lead coffins below.
And...

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They all admitted to Loving
there husbands
Men of valure, witt and 
Bijou
whats right in winter
Is different in fall
and the
surfaces of
both summers and
spring change
with the seasons on cited.
they named there
husbands all Source Merchants
and desided one man
would have...

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Today was day two
One of those days I'd rather be you
Today I woke up and as if on cue
Withdrawals and facing the truth

I hate these moments where quitting becomes so extreme
Where it isn't even safe...

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Another tribute to

To one of my very own personal
favorites

The one and only
Fenian yoda poet laureate 

Sir O . B . 1 of K 

Who is both simultaneously
blessed with 

Oscar Wilde wordsmith craft
And at the same...

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Anida Mann & Baron Ready
April Showers & Wade Rivers
Bertha Saylor & Abel Crews
Bunny Bunns & Wilt Dailey
Burl E Pecker & Phyllis Upman
Candy Cane & Hedon Succor
Chastity B. Lowe & Noah Hoare
Crystal Clear & Robin Blind
Demi...

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Daddy dear i miss you our goodbyes 
are far too often,
i miss you like tomorrows gone and 
yesterdays forgotten.


You put things into perspective all 
your wisdoms now are mine,
your the smartest man i know and...

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You don't see me,
Like I see you, 
You can't feel for me,
Like I do for you.
You've got the hair,
The eyes, 
The beautiful smile,
The laugh,
The voice,
But your in denial,
I got some Witt,
Little charm,
None of the looks,
I'll bring you...

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You seemed so desirable
Your charm, your witt
Your intellect swept me off my feet!
Your smile haunted me in my dreams
And I woke up wanting you, needing you
Till you came over 
And said
That you wanted me too.

Days...

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Spring tramples the detachment of cold
          it heals a winter's damaged heart
Buds peddle new beauty as trees poke
        ...

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Voltaire just Kant angle cut it
Beauvoir broad side view
abut the narrow Rousseau 
gender Thoreau thought causeway
As Sarte Marx the entrance unlit — 
Avicena chapiters atop da Vinci pillars,
Stuart Mill sturdily sit
Arendt spiral steps turn Spinoza
down...

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I bought a box of thermometers on sale
When asked how many degrees I have.....
I reply........ many
Too many to even count

When I explained this to a friend.....
He replied you are a very sick man
I smiled and...

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