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My wife was on a diet. I told her that if she didn't lose 30 pounds this year: that we were through. She bought thrity pounds ofdehyrated chicken and tuna, and said Thrity pounds of weight I'll throw it in the river so it'll get losed. I stopped and looked at her. That's that idoit in her that I couldn't stand: mean and vendictive. Again I told her she had gained to much weigh to quickly and I was concerned: She said no you found some bingo-b$t#h that makes you feel some sorta ay, if I find you cheating I'll whip that B$t#hes a$$! That all to it. I woke up the next morning she was sitting in the kitchen floor with ten opened tuna cans" I said what are you doing?" She said she was reading the expiration dates and ate them up before they could expire" I refused to beleive her> Dear Whoretense: What am I to do? Her family is from terton England she keeps saying she wants to either visit there or erberg Germany this summer. I can't take her serious with these kinda shenanigan's. I had planned going to either Kissing or Wedding Germany this summer with her but now I just don't know what to do. She told me it wasn't over til the fat woman sings: I can't get the image of her on the floor with the tuna cans outta my mind: Fear Whoretense what to do? My God what to Do? Desperate From OberFlute Commons Wartberg Wangglestone From the Book: Name Dropping and Fat Shaming by by Datl Chol Huba and Yo'qlj Daq Published by Naabul Meyvan Dimmer Publishing Company LemonGrass Farms Edition Buddha's Hands and Daffodils' Reprinted by permission of Finger Weg Von ing Menus and Publishing Printed Media Concepts and Designs LLC Kelps Music is featured with Permission from "Both Companies United INC" New York Publishing Company tRITON sUBMARINES AND dECOMMISIONED sHIPS

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