Long Whinging Poems
Long Whinging Poems. Below are the most popular long Whinging by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Whinging poems by poem length and keyword.
Down With the Nanny State
( The views of a grumpy old man )
I have now for certain concluded that the nanny state thinks we are fools
I have seen our society changing I am staggered at some of the rules
No...
Read More
Categories:
whinging, politicalsociety,
Form:
I do not know?
Sunday By the Sea
The day begins as the sun rises up
Like a big orange ball from the sea
It’s the bluest sky that has ever been seen
So pack up your bags, don’t forget the sun cream
For the seaside is...
Read More
Categories:
whinging, beach, family, happiness, sea, sunshine,
Form:
Rhyme
Nightcaps
Des had been my neighbour now for nigh on close to twenty years,
And from a humble retiree back then, old age so quickly nears.
His wife passed away ten years ago, so Des lived on his...
Read More
Categories:
whinging, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
The Trim Trimmer Show
I feel if you want to steal my limelight
then you had best learn to rhyme tight,
and double up your rhyme with each line
like mine so that I might feel the fright,
decline and beeline...
Read More
Categories:
whinging, hip hop, rap,
Form:
Rhyme
Norman
NORMAN
Norman was a character a funny man its true,
He was a country copper, till the force said bugger off blue,
He was there in Mungindi when two Squatters piddled on plants,
Grabbed onto ole Carruthers and booted...
Read More
Categories:
whinging, adventure,
Form:
Ballad
A Day Off
I'm not going into work today
I'm taking a day off to rest,
I've been feeling under the weather of late
and really not up to my best.
I've taken some of my holiday
I didn't want to go sick,
As...
Read More
Categories:
whinging, family, flower, grandfather, health, summer, summer,
Form:
Rhyme
Lake Elisa
Lake Eliza
Out by poor old Lake Elisa lived a moody ancient miser.
Who bemoaned his fate throughout the livelong day.
lived further west than Isa out where the heat and flies are.
So he plotted as he...
Read More
Categories:
whinging, adventure, angst, cowboy-western,
Form:
Epitaph
Just Another Manic Morning
Old Scottie’s got a cob on
Can’t find his favourite chair
Just back from a mini reunion
And he can’t find it anywhere.
Not yet got the nerve to tell him
It went the middle of last week,
Mike gave...
Read More
Categories:
whinging, anxiety, hope, humor, mental health,
Form:
Rhyme
The Circumcision
Our Sid felt well-jaded
his sweat, it cascaded
he feared the end was well-nigh
his head was a-pounding
a hush ultra-sounding
he all but stared death in the eye
Steadily declining
whinging and whining
to...
Read More
Categories:
whinging, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
Damn You Bastards With Water
Dam you bastards with water; I think you all are coots
While I watch the weather everyday and plead for rain filled fronts
I’m not some greedy bastard, which wants to grow more grass
I need my stock...
Read More
Categories:
whinging, animal, drink, farm, how i feel, water,
Form:
Rhyme
Like Sphinx Rise From Ashes
On the cusp of stepping into your promised land
Listen to the little voice
Enjoining you to cling, to hold on for dear life to the hand
Of God where your boundless choice
Lies in wait to reset...
Read More
Categories:
whinging, poems,
Form:
Free verse
Bastards I Have Met
They come in all shapes and sizes,
some wear badges and some disguises.
Some I remember and some I forget
but here are some bastards I have met…
...
Read More
Categories:
whinging, humanity, men,
Form:
Rhyme
Cooperate
It's doing my head in, really getting me down,
The rules keep changing when they need to,
We should follow the rules to stay safe,
Some dont want to they think it doesnt apply to them,
So stay away...
Read More
Categories:
whinging, change, conflict, fear, future, scary, sick, stress,
Form:
Free verse
Sky High Silence
I hear no ambulances at night
Secure sleep brings wishes accepted
When the...
Read More
Categories:
whinging, anxiety, bird, city, community, environment,
Form:
Rhyme
Crazy Cat-Lady
In Little Whinging, Privet Drive,
around the bend at Number Four
is sighted, strikingly alive,
a tabby cat not seen before.
Her interests vary from her kind’s -
she does not mind the scuttling rat
Behind a battered bin she finds...
Read More
Categories:
whinging, animal, cat, love, magic, mother son, woman,
Form:
Rhyme
One Too Many
‘You’ve had one too many’
Declared old Paddy’s wife
She always spoiled his evenings
With her ‘trouble’ and her ‘strife’
‘I’m absolutely sober’
He replied with much aplomb
‘I’ve only had a couple
And I’m drinking beer, not rum’
‘I don’t...
Read More
Categories:
whinging, humor, humorous, husband, ireland, marriage,
Form:
Limerick
Motorcycle Persecution Gone Mad
Motorcycle Persecution gone mad.
Are they persecuting Posties?
On the streets of Brissy town ,
Cos them brawny bloody bikies,
Have made the Police to frown,
Hells Angels on Vespas,
on the footpath interviewed,
Do you have the drugs upon...
Read More
Categories:
whinging, adventure, drug, , cute,
Form:
Ballad
Petunia In An Onion Patch
PETUNIA IN AN ONION PATCH
You’re always talking incessantly about beauty
Or whinging about life’s sadness and duty!
Just cant stand you people called poets
I’d sooner listen to...
Read More
Categories:
whinging, funny,
Form:
Couplet
Ferrets Revenge
nette onclaud
Contest Name PERSONIFICATION OF JANUARY
Ferrets revenge
January made me sadder
February was very dark,
March had a little madness,
Ferret bit the postman aaark.
Chased the Postman up the footpath,
Stop ya whinging, letter carrier,
Cracking stockwhip round his earbones,
Flew down the...
Read More
Categories:
whinging, adventure, me, me,
Form:
Ballad
Reset Actions and Precautions
Whinging utterly pointless, act
To change the perception you project
Cursing utterly uncouth, exercise tact with the contact
Whom you desire to reject with the respect
They least expect even when they suspect
Their exploitative tendencies piss
You off big...
Read More
Categories:
whinging, poems,
Form:
Free verse
Lollipop
You gots to wear your ‘elmet
It’s a rule what can’t be broke
Suspose you ‘as a haccident
That wouldn’t be a joke
If sumfin’ comes a crashing
And it ‘its you on yer ‘ead
It could knock yer...
Read More
Categories:
whinging, dedication, funny, health, work
Form:
Light Verse
I Came To Australia
i Came to Australia
by Bob Moore © 2020
I came to Australia a long time ago
as soon as I started to talk, they would know
you are a Pome, then they would laugh
your always whinging, and don’t...
Read More
Categories:
whinging, appreciation,
Form:
Rhyme
Aussie Rules
Strength of serve, or length of pools?
Don't even argue - you won't win.
Eight balls an over? Just give in.
No point fighting Aussie Rules.
Accommodating? Yeah, like mules.
Amenable to consultation?
Better save...
Read More
Categories:
whinging, humor, , cute,
Form:
Rhyme
I'M Leaving Eventually
I'm Leaving (eventually)
I'm going to leave the planet
never coming back
wave you all a quick goodbye
as I vanish into black
Traverse the great elliptic
skipping the asteroid belt
on past the rings of Saturn before
you'll...
Read More
Categories:
whinging, dream, stars,
Form:
Rhyme
Entitled
I'm not wild about Harry.
Since he has lost the plot,
Whinging and moaning
And gossiping a lot.
He thinks he is hard done by
And everyone is unfair
To this spoilt prince
With the flaming red hair
His hair is not the...
Read More
Categories:
whinging, 10th grade,
Form:
Rhyme