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Our Sid felt well-jaded his sweat, it cascaded he feared the end was well-nigh his head was a-pounding a hush ultra-sounding he all but stared death in the eye Steadily declining whinging and whining to the good wife, who had a short thread she saw a good chance eyed him askance said: I'll book you a hospital bed Afore rushed to hospital sweated and spittled he eyed her boobies in double-D vision for sure he'd have flown had he but known he'd been booked for a quick circumcision Foreshortened but sharper wooed by nurse Harper he contemplated suing for cash with his wired-up jaw he sipped through a straw animal innards and veg pulped to mash Nurse Harper, aflame with nary no shame tended his uncalled-for member renewal she was drooling and crooning and dream'ly swooning admirin' his family jewel In her somewhat dazed state her aim was not straight she inadvertently turned on the gas his urge was to flee of his wires wrenched free maneuvered escape from the lass From two storeys high (a short distance to fly) which in retrospect is soundly insane he took a long jump balls-down with a thump now his crotch is perm'nently sprained ************************************** For Joann's copycat's contest. Initially written by Sid, our mad poet. I copied the poem to my hard drive but somehow the title got lost. Maybe he can help us out with the title he used then. Sid, you're the bomb, me man!!!

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Date: 11/12/2013 10:37:00 PM
Egad Licia, ya made me wince and laugh at the same time, no easy feat, blessings, Carl
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Date: 11/5/2013 8:37:00 AM
Thomas's comment is quite clever as is your poem. Between the laughs I could feel the pain. Ouch!
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Date: 4/30/2013 8:24:00 AM
Being the guy this was PAINFUL to read. I don't know where you come up with these zany poems, but they are definitely not for the "faint of heart"... you crazy, lol!
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Date: 4/28/2013 9:12:00 PM
just remembering this FUNNY one of yours. YOu are such a hoot. well, it's time for me to get off here now. Thanks for stopping by!
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Date: 4/11/2013 1:15:00 PM
Don't care one iota for censorship, I'm rather attracted to the uncut versions.
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Date: 3/20/2013 6:18:00 AM
Ha...Oh gosh...GREAT!
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Date: 3/9/2013 8:12:00 PM
You haven't lost your touch, that bit of acid tastes good and the subject matter hilarious! Lizzy
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Date: 3/9/2013 5:19:00 PM
Starting to detect a pattern here. Is this the prologue to A Vanishing Organ? Again, very amusing. - Red Okay, very,very, amusing.
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Date: 3/9/2013 9:46:00 AM
Insanely funny.
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Date: 9/3/2012 5:27:00 PM
I love this,,,,, quirky and cute ;}
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Date: 8/19/2012 5:50:00 AM
Delysia, cool to see you back here again.. Wishing you the best for the contest.. ;) enjoy your Sunday! love Wilma
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Date: 8/17/2012 10:33:00 PM
hahaha. what a funny one. I sure enjoyed this one!!
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Date: 8/17/2012 6:36:00 AM
Nice long poem... a pity if it too had been cut short... Terry
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Date: 8/17/2012 6:29:00 AM
The best to you in the contest Delysia. Love, Carol
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Date: 8/17/2012 3:42:00 AM
suffering sandy goannas ya just aint safe in the hospital places....with nurse harper the delight....
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Date: 8/16/2012 6:55:00 PM
Good luck with this entry. I'm sure Joann will like it.
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