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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required They come in all shapes and sizes, some wear badges and some disguises. Some I remember and some I forget but here are some bastards I have met… The dumb bastard (duh, a clueless stupid ignorant bastard) The sly bastard The lucky bastard The greedy bastard The silly bastard The cold bastard (perhaps better known as a heartless bastard) The stubborn bastard The whinging bastard The bad bastard The rat bastard The lazy bastard (not to be confused with the fat bastard) The dirty bastard The ungrateful bastard The mad bastard The ruthless bastard The cocky bastard (much the same as an insufferable bastard) The cheating bastard The ugly bastard The clever bastard The real bastard The mean bastard (a less nasty version of the evil bastard) The two-faced bastard The lying bastard The thieving bastard The old bastard The total bastard (yep, just a proper complete and utter bastard) The grumpy bastard The wild bastard The bloody bastard The f-ing bastard A right bastard (truly delights and revels in his bastardry) Now I won’t name and shame you cos I know I can be a bastard too. But that’s between me and my Maker and I pray it’s not a deal-breaker! Written: June 2025
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