Long Whacking Poems
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Reaping Short Terms Benefits
Reaping short terms benefits...
before marital savings bond matured
as a then quinquagenarian.
Courtesy gerontologists medical practitioners
allowing, enabling, and providing
the elderly population to live
longer and healthier lives.
Linkedin with longevity loosely translates
to resurgent libido spurring
older folks predilection
to participate in...
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Categories:
whacking, absence, abuse, adventure, anxiety, appreciation, betrayal, devotion,
Form:
Rhyme
Party Games
What are the odds that either Democratic or Republican leaders
will ever again remember how to host
a health and wellness party?
Imagine these invitations we receive:
Dear Ms. Democrat,
Dear Mr. Republican,
Please come to our Leadership Party,
to primarily...
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Categories:
whacking, culture, games, health, humor, leadership, political, power,
Form:
Political Verse
Espousing Irreverent Greed
Espousing irreverent greed
Crafted one year ago today
yours truly – hopefully self plagiarism okay
worse case scenario,
I would meet ill fate re: kenway
named after Assassin Creed
Black Flag's protagonist.
"Yo, I totally Kenwayed that guy."
by...
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Categories:
whacking, abuse, adventure, age, anger, betrayal, conflict, divorce,
Form:
Rhyme
Espousing Irreverent Greed
Espousing irreverent greed
Passive stance, but aye agreed
and did promise to pledge troth
faster than greased lightning airspeed
once the missus temporarily
ceased menarche regarding monthly bleed
became in family way with child
thee eldest, whom one day may breed,
when permanently...
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Categories:
whacking, adventure, age, animal, beautiful, birth, child, creation,
Form:
Rhyme
Not Another Nightmare
Horror squeezes my chest like pliers on a straw ...
There - out there in the black,
Something moved ... again ...
Just briefly, a flash of pale in the ink,
But enough so I knew it was real.
I...
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Categories:
whacking, fear, horror, mystery, night,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
Inapropos Trois Faux Pas Jokingly Blurted Out
Inapropos trois faux pas jokingly blurted out...
yesterday August 30th, 2022.
The following fictitious account
predicated upon words spilling
out me mouth before taking time
to think through how sarcastic remark
would affect primary listener.
Comments about marital matters
particularly ours (yours truly...
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Categories:
whacking, adventure, august, fate, funny love, husband, sorrow,
Form:
Free verse
The Missus Pounded Mine Posterior
The missus pounded mine posterior...
causing percussive rumpus
to vibrate like jelly
Me experienced quite disruptive sleep
(quite early in the morning
of November 10th 2022 -
no shut eye could I keep),
hence though exhausted, I share
childlike trait of...
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Categories:
whacking, abuse, anger, blue, fun, humorous, husband, marriage,
Form:
Free verse
Family Violence Part 2
Then I heard her footstep getting closer.
READER BEWARE DESCRIPTIVE VIOLENCE FOLLOWS
This time she picked me up by my throat and pined me up the wall,
screaming at me, finger in my face while smashing my head...
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Categories:
whacking, education, hope, life, sad, me, time, me,
Form:
Imagism
While attempting going to sleep after midnight
While attempting going to sleep after midnight...
December 27th, 2023,
the missus pounded mine posterior
(she played paddywhack
on me blimey buttucks)
not only causing contusion,
but flaying percussive rumpus,
where the wild things are
found yours truly feeling
like a...
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Categories:
whacking, blue, cry, father, games, humorous, husband, wife,
Form:
Free verse
Champions Within Glass Backed Walls
Within the glass backed walls of the squash courts, ....
Eager junior players are busy getting into their strides..
In small groups of 4 to 6, they are seeking to earn their stripes..
Religiously undergoing punishing ...
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Categories:
whacking, character, children, clothes, desire, dream, faith, games,
Form:
Light Verse
IDENTITY FRAUD DETROIT MAFIA FORD COMPANY JAY TOWNSEND JOHNSON HENRY PETER GARGANO
I AM AMERICAN I WILL NEVER FEAR DOMESTIC TERRORISTS COMMITING SEVERE IDENTITY FRAUD AGAINST ME RECIEVING ANNUITY PAYMENTS ON MY BEHALF IN MICHIGAN SEVERE IDENTITY FRAUD ACTUALLY RECIEVING DISABILTY PAYMENTS ON MY BEHALF WITH PETER...
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Categories:
whacking, allah,
Form:
Lento
IDENTITY FRAUD CRIMINAL GROUP JAY TOWNSEND JOHNSON HENRY DETROIT MAFIA
I AM AMERICAN I WILL NEVER FEAR DOMESTIC TERRORISTS COMMITING SEVERE IDENTITY FRAUD AGAINST ME RECIEVING ANNUITY PAYMENTS ON MY BEHALF IN MICHIGAN SEVERE IDENTITY FRAUD ACTUALLY RECIEVING DISABILTY PAYMENTS O. MY BEHALF WITH PETER...
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Categories:
whacking, allah,
Form:
Lento
The Haunting Adventures of a Dirty Blonde Knight-Whacking the Kraken
There was a knight with locks that were golden
Protecting a kingdom in threat of folding
King and his trusting mighty duck
Caring only for the almighty buck
From the north
Sharks were present for...
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Categories:
whacking, adventure, bullying, character, evil, literature, romance, sea,
Form:
Rhyme
The Pen Lives On Part 1
(Note- Based on the story of a friend of mine)
There are TWO PARTS to this. The second one is here- https://www.poetrysoup.com/poem/the_pen_lives_on_part_2_876105 . Since I can't enter the contest this was originally written for twice and...
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Categories:
whacking, love,
Form:
Free verse
"listing Hard Knock Blessings"
(Internal Rhyme)
Dreary was upon the time, as wearily I lived from my mind,
Sad when I was a lad, was mad contrary to current fad!
These are reflections of no relief, as all rejections kick at teeth,
Lad...
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Categories:
whacking, introspectionschool, love, school,
Form:
List
October Is Dancing
October is Dancing
she is a trap of joy for a mark
to those tunes tapping on line
stepping out in her black
before the white for a remark
for the dance shoes redefine
the effect of all the months...
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Categories:
whacking, betrayal, dark, death, evil, grave, grief, pain,
Form:
Rhyme
The Missus Pounded Mine Posterior
The missus pounded mine posterior...
causing percussive rumpus
Meanwhile good n plenty vibrations resonated
felt and heard round the world wide web
(strongest quaking sensations
occurred upon double mattresses atop bed
within apartment unit b44
2 Highland Manor Drive),
but woody d'ya believe
drumming,...
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Categories:
whacking, abuse, adventure, grief, humorous, husband, imagery, wife,
Form:
Free verse
The Corner
Twelve rounds of excitement
Two rivals smiling in the middle of enchantment
The bell rang...
Both fighters were wild
Two rough hands still mild
The bell rang again -- end of first round.
Second round...
Gaiting horses, eluding kicks and punches
Baiting bodies,...
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Categories:
whacking, boxing day , courage,
Form:
Narrative
Hiss Spouse Sing Irreverent Greed
Aye agreed
and did promise to pledge troth
faster than greased lightning airspeed
once the missus temporarily
ceased menarche regarding monthly bleed
became in family way with child
thee eldest, whom one day may breed
opting out begetting offspring
later versus schooner, I...
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Categories:
whacking, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, baby,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
Black Paws Pirate Ship
An Ancient crazy Ox,
Once had a whacking job,
Breaking on the dance floor,
One too many holes to show!
A sleepy grizzly bear on four,
Drinking ale with a drunkard
boar,
On board a rocking Boat with
one...
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Categories:
whacking, humorous
Form:
I do not know?
A Viking, Thanksgiving, Unwanted Guests
He raises his charmed-horn frost-cup ...
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Categories:
whacking, adventure, america, bird, happy, holiday, humor, satire,
Form:
Free verse
The Hand, a Mechanical Genius
To God I am thankful for many gifts;
But none more than a creative mind,
And the hands which are the finest tool,
With abilities to create that I easily can find.
As a child I first learned to...
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Categories:
whacking, inspirational, on work and working, philosophy, tribute,
Form:
Rhyme
Below Ground
Parting my curtains that bright sunny morning
I took in the garden, my mood took a hit
My facial twitch surfaced again without warning
My lawn had acquired a nocturnal zit
They don’t stop at one: No, lots more...
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Categories:
whacking, anger, animal, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Bus Stop Bust Up
Raining cats and dogs, we didn’t want to get wet through
We dashed to the bus stop, to shelter as you do
There we huddled under the shelter as a cosy retreat
But a storm was brewing right...
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Categories:
whacking, anger, rain, violence,
Form:
Couplet
Restrictions
It's been difficult for us all
Being restricted isn't cool
Especially for children
Who would rather be at school
You can do this
But you can't do that
You can't touch or cuddle
Or even pat
The dog looks grumpy
The cat forlorn
Dad's in...
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Categories:
whacking, 10th grade,
Form:
Rhyme