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Black Paws Pirate Ship

An Ancient crazy Ox, Once had a whacking job, Breaking on the dance floor, One too many holes to show! A sleepy grizzly bear on four, Drinking ale with a drunkard boar, On board a rocking Boat with one oar, Singing 'bottles of rum' from Jamaica to Singapore! Mind me manners toward Capitano Lady Fox, Upon the infamous pirate ship at Bencoolen's seaport, Gives me dreaded shivers me back as she reckons me ransom... Or walk the plank on her fancy at devil's watch! Her bastard crews scattered around the world by misadventure, Come crawling back surely from as far as America to India, Oxes,Bears,Otters,Boars and nasty Mr.one-eyed badger! Assign her coloured flags of the Dark Paws! Get ready to sail and soar on open seawater. 'ALL PAWS ON DECK !' yell the first mate Mr.Badger at the aft, Scurry me *****es of a pirate's whore or there'll be no sunshine on your arses! And glide she did towards Shanghai's blossom ... And on her voyage she pick up the grizzly bear and drunkard boar, With a slashing whip on those Scumbags with her foxy's paw she gave in to her pleasure! Beware merchants and sea travellers be on your guard, The sinister Black Paws is coming your way... And by the hairy ass of Bloody Mary have mercy on you, When she prey upon your vessels on golden horizon ablaze !! Ahoy there and shiver me timbers this take becomes hotter, A tale of battles with pirates and the western kingdom..... ############################ Nancy Jones New Contest

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Date: 9/21/2013 12:43:00 PM
A very entertaining adventure story! I love the "Pirates Of The Caribbean" movies. So, I really enjoyed this poem. Great work!
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Danesh Morgan
Date: 9/22/2013 6:58:00 PM
a different kick on piracy! my humble trembling thanks Capt. Kelly !
Date: 9/3/2013 12:25:00 AM
Superb write this one is. Me like it.
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Danesh Morgan
Date: 9/4/2013 7:00:00 PM
thanks for the like. god bless brother
Date: 8/29/2013 1:06:00 PM
Wow, quite an adventure here and many colorful characters as well! You weaved a pretty good tale here, good job my friend! MC
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Danesh Morgan
Date: 8/29/2013 4:28:00 PM
yes mc is was fun doing it thanks

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