The Haunting Adventures of a Dirty Blonde Knight-Whacking the Kraken

There was a knight with locks that were golden Protecting a kingdom in threat of folding King and his trusting mighty duck Caring only for the almighty buck From the north Sharks were present for what it was worth Putting on stage predators telling them to go forth Until one day in a foggy dream A mariner let out a scream There was a gigantic Kraken Started attacking With only eleven on board Holding things on shore Trying not the rip the chord Apparently the King’s mighty duck Got wind about the maritime bad luck Issuing a statement through a loud quack How the fisherman got whacked Upon pondering the news King knew what to do Take the singing predator out on a date Make them lyrical bait Seasoned to perfection No reason for a rejection Sending the sharks in From the tank where they are projected to win Sticking out their deadly fin Somewhere in the desert the knight with golden locks Was watching the clock When a peasant came by Noticing the golden lock good looking guy Walking her coyote companion Ran in To each other Both needing a lover Smiling a grin Knight with the golden locks was getting ready to sin When a quack was heard King’s message distributed from his trusting swimming bird “What do you mean Kraken is alive Wasn’t the sea hawks patrolling the sky I must go and be the 12th man Take a warrior stand” Off the knight with the golden locks went into battle Easy corralling the aqua monster like it was cattle In the end he steamed Kraken real good Delicious sea food Understood Glazed with special oils Before wrapped in foil Canucks placed at its side Decorating the meal that was worth a tasty try When the knight with golden locks came home There was a call on his phone From the peasant girl asking “are you all alone?” Meeting halfway Wedding ring proposing lifelong stays As for the Kraken Needed to receive backing Sharks and predators answered the request Wanting the knight with golden locks to be put to another test