Long Urinal Poems
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Goodbye and good riddance 2023Goodbye and good riddance 2023
Commencement writing this poem
began December 31st: 2:24 PM
ended December 31st: 03:53 PM.
The best geriatric effort I apply
twittering, ushering, and
albeit wheezing Auld Lang Syne
crocodile done deed tear
will yours truly cry
bidding,...
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Categories:
urinal, anniversary, anxiety, celebration, conflict, crush, firework, new
Form:
Rhyme
Smelly Stuff AbsorbedSmelly Stuff Absorbed
There are many words for those excrements that appear on the fabric in
incremental solid and deliquescent motions because ingestion fulfils that
autonomous need to shed ablutions but here I declare ‘Waste not Want...
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Categories:
urinal, pain,
Form:
Free verse
The GymI looked into the mirror and this is what I saw
Overweight, bloated and extremely out of shape
Put me in a purple shirt
And I'd look just like a grape
The time had come to buckle down
It was...
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Categories:
urinal, giggle, humor, humorous, life, sports,
Form:
Rhyme
Ain'T Gonna Need No Throne In Heaven-"Will there be a need for a throne;
To sit on
In heaven
Fecal matter will it matter
Will we eat and consume manna foods
And do angels discharge sweat and waste
Oh! Are there need for thrones in heaven?
lavatory
bathroom
facilities
urinal
privy
latrine
outhouse
WC
water closet
public...
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Categories:
urinal, analogy, anxiety, appreciation, caregiving, confusion, devotion, god,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
Beyond Realwhen Animal Farm is not a feeding manual
and Clockwork Orange strikes at midnight
Dali’s time piece warps under face value
and an eagle-eyed-cuckoo flies over its nest
beneath the cover of cotton candy clouds
she relieves herself into Magritte’s...
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Categories:
urinal, dream,
Form:
Free verse
Feeling GoodCrackling tension filled the community hall in Abergavenny
‘We are in this together dear folks for a pound or a penny’
Speaking of which the loos were situated right behind the bar
To ensure that urinal relief...
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Categories:
urinal, beautiful,
Form:
Rhyme
Goodbye and Good Riddance 2019Commencement writing this poem
began December 24th: 08:04:03 PM
ended December 24th: 09:23:17 PM.
Soon Auld Lang Syne
sung bidding goodbye
adieu two thousand nineteen
uttered from every gal and guy
transfixing living mortals
with good cheer well nigh,
while awesome pyrotechnics
light up night...
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Categories:
urinal, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form:
Free verse
It Is What It Isthe personification hurts the reasoning of an untrained apophenic
cacography ensues as the computer throws a spell check wobbly
the poet scribes on because everything is not what it seems to be
clouds become animals spirits aspirations and...
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Categories:
urinal, beauty,
Form:
Free verse
Pink Pims and Pom Pomspink pims and pom poms
An alabaster in a tight fitting top cannot squeeze into a convertible Mercedes Benz as fitting a box into a circle is not a pleasantry nor a pheasant flap. Peace be...
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Categories:
urinal, angst, appreciation, aubade, baptism, blessing, , cute,
Form:
I do not know?
About Wales and Whales Tails Are ToldAbout Wales and Whales Tales Are Told
Heard that people in Wales are Cardifferious
And can write poems which may be carnivorous;
Water closet is bathroom maybe with a urinal
American poetry writing is often done nocturnal.
Early morning poetry...
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Categories:
urinal, humorous, inspiration, ireland,
Form:
Couplet
Permission From Poetry SoupPermission From Poetry Soup
What we were trying to do was work out
Quirks of game and players not leaving any out
Of site or be left with too many bills outstanding
Lose site of a lead which was...
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Categories:
urinal, hilarious, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
Venus 8ball GameNo one questioned her presence
she was conditioned to think that she
could walk amongst Gods
she was no godd-Ess
amongst the god-Less
she pulled the doors of the bar towards her
the neatly, handwritten sign read: “closed”
But “she” was...
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Categories:
urinal, lost love, love,
Form:
Free verse
Oklahoma Stands For Women's RightsOklahoma just passed an executive order
About the obvious disorder
Of letting men break through the border
Called a women’s bathroom door
Which has always been there for
Keeping out men and furthermore
Those who are men no more
Oh, some may...
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Categories:
urinal, angst, courage, family,
Form:
Free verse
CoinAdd a coin to the coin purse
It's both a blessing and a curse
Some people cry for it
And some people surely die for it
It poisons the mind
And it's how we're defined
A dash of greed, a dash...
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Categories:
urinal, anger, conflict, dark, hate, humanity, life, stress,
Form:
Free verse
Covid-19Someone please show us the way.
Watching this virus spread like a wild fire.
Watch the politicians argue & bicker over
Personal desires
While more and more peoples lives expire.
More & more each day, watch the ventilators...
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Categories:
urinal, confusion, corruption, death, faith, society, violence,
Form:
ABC
The PolleeThe Pollee
I guess now I have seen it all
A urinal for girls without the stall
General design? – a four prong unit
You back up girls and kind of spoon it
Don’t get the picture, here’s a teaser
It...
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Categories:
urinal, social, time,
Form:
Rhyme
Dr Critic Killjoykick a poet down before he or she is dead
look at all their grammatical errors & failures
never look at the beauty inside
think of wrecking their charm
take the smile away from their...
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Categories:
urinal, anxiety, art, autumn,
Form:
Free verse
Write Some LimericksWrite some limericks using words below.
Here are some examples that I just created.
Jim Horn
Bar Stool Had Been Destroyed
Instead of him being a drinking fool,
Threw bar stool into swimming pool;
Now no longer here,
Or close...
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Categories:
urinal, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
Art Marcel DuchampHow to take a leak
Marcel felt quite an urge when he set out to purge understanding of how to when
we view misconceptions of who is taking the piss now never thereafter and then
A fountain trickling...
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Categories:
urinal, art,
Form:
Couplet
IndictmentIndictment
They say it’s wrong to dream in Africa,
to win your heart is to lose your way.
Jungle overgrown, government overthrown,
Europe’s long drop, urinal of the U.S.A
No one wants you there,
nobody kicks you out.
Best to be a...
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Categories:
urinal, change, deep, poetry,
Form:
Dramatic Verse
Surprise Would Not RiseSurprise Would Not Rise
Be seen Trump does want to remain
While saying things verbally in vein
What really will make you wonder
Why our skin wants to get under.
Like old owl at night he was spotted
After bright hair...
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Categories:
urinal, allegory, analogy, humorous,
Form:
Couplet
Random Urine Test Another Poem a Total of 17 People At Best Will ReadA VERY VAIN VINE
Twine twisted around a vine
Whilst the philodendron were doing just fine
No weed to choke a tulip by a bud beguiled
And there were no aphids to make certain we all smiled
Laughter began...
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Categories:
urinal, angstangel, angel,
Form:
Quintain (English)
A Very Vain VineA VERY VAIN VINE
Twine twisted around a vine
Whilst the philodendron were doing just fine
No weed to choke a tulip by a bud beguiled
And there were no weeds to make certain we all smiled
Laughter began...
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Categories:
urinal, angstangel, angel, me,
Form:
Quintain (English)
When Batman's Gotta PeeWhen Batman’s Gotta Pee
When Batman’s gotta pee,
That’s when it gets a bit tricky.
‘Cause when you’ve got on tights,
And you’re working through most nights,
FIghting crime and running ‘round,
Kinda hard when there’s no bathroom to be found.
So...
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Categories:
urinal, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
Death of ParadiseEden grassy walls stood stark,
In the noble bowers, of bending day
luscious fruit-in tempestuous talk
The inaccurate gaze led them astray.
Eve with picturesque temptress voice
Put in Adam's mind the godly tyrant.
Repentance implicit in...
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Categories:
urinal, conflict, dark, death, lost, paradise, spiritual, world,
Form:
Free verse