When Batman's Gotta Pee
When Batman’s Gotta Pee
When Batman’s gotta pee,
That’s when it gets a bit tricky.
‘Cause when you’ve got on tights,
And you’re working through most nights,
FIghting crime and running ‘round,
Kinda hard when there’s no bathroom to be found.
So when Batman’s gotta really go,
But he’s busy battling his foes,
What he does to take care of his business is a mystery,
Must be even worse when it’s cold outside and blistery.
I’m guessing maybe his tights have a built in pair of Depends,
‘Cause Batman can’t be looking for a urinal when a city he must defend.
Or perhaps he just uses his cape to quickly fan and dry,
As he’s running and jumping, battling the bad guys.
Or maybe he’s got a bottle in his utility belt to use,
When his pee he’s about to loose.
Not quite sure just what Batman does,
But I’m planning to do an in depth analysis of,
How the caped crusader takes care of business on the run.
But I’m quite certain Batman’s bladder is super strong,
‘Cause it must be tough to hold it in that long.
Copyright © michael lee | Year Posted 2019
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