Surprise Would Not Rise
Surprise Would Not Rise
Be seen Trump does want to remain
While saying things verbally in vein
What really will make you wonder
Why our skin wants to get under.
Like old owl at night he was spotted
After bright hair and blood clotted
It was then that we started knowing
To be seen was an example glowing.
Trump idiot was as well as complete
Did not raise sun rays or toilet seat;
Who would have told a bunch of bunk
By saying his wife into toilet had sunk.
Trump had habit known to be nocturnal
His use of urinal had now become eternal
One night was caught usurping a surprise
Someone locked toilet and would not rise.
He started a show called pull and peel
And on it his whole body would reveal
Told us body was beautiful and bodacious
Is actually awful and utterly outrageous.
Against wheel Trump soon started to slump
Having been accused of being an old grump
He had crashed into another car head on
If bad like him to hell may also have gone.
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
Retired Veteran and Highly Desired Poet
Copyright © James Horn | Year Posted 2017
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