The Pollee

The Pollee I guess now I have seen it all A urinal for girls without the stall General design? – a four prong unit You back up girls and kind of spoon it Don’t get the picture, here’s a teaser It looks sort of like an old orange squeezer Your back is nestled in a back rest dent A spoon to sit in as you went Three prototypes are in design Fashioned for a girls behind Each prototype gets more revealing With shorter walls and less concealing Designers say with all their talents They simply want to find a balance Too private, it won’t help a lot Too public, it’s a pooping squat Between a public and private pee Open, yet not much to see The goal was maximizing the speed For when you simply stopped and peed And minimizing embarrassment Each and every time you went Sure it’s awkward dropping drawers In front of strangers without doors But if you still want faster lines You have to expose your behinds For restroom line equality You have to change the way you pee They say the time is finally ripe For testing out a prototype They are now at outdoor games and fares For testing with girls derrieres So if you find one, sit a spell Just think about the tale you’ll tell How you played a part in history When women changed the way they pee 5/15/12 Google Pollee to get the rest of the story and pictures