Long Uproariously Poems

#A Nod To My MOTHER Who LOVED Her BLACKEYE PEAS. "So Do I", If Cooked GOOD..."YES PLEASE!" A GREAT "B" LETTER FOOD...
BROCCOLI 
BOK CHOY 
BERRIES 
BEETS (THESE ARE THE TYPE OF "BEATS" I LIKE...SAID A...

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Far from having a nascent thought that envelops my rabid self,
Like inside of an accurate Swiss watch that had been given -
A present to presidents and diplomats from the 70’s era,
Memories in the kaleidoscope of...

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"50 Words for Poe:  Heathrow"




They landed at Heathrow,
Columbus in tow on tight leash
had not frisked the stewardess’ skirts 
as they to’d and thro’d past him down the aisle, 
like Fembots, bullets pointing all in...

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Learning when/how to close seat then...
flush... the toilet with good frisson!

Bull leave me you, though how bison
teen and juvenile 
from a sixty four year old
married male no less!

(alternately titled long windedly
using lower case letters:
no matter...

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Learning when/how to close seat then...
flush... the toilet with good frisson!

(alternately titled long windedly
using lower case letters:
no matter tidily bowled over based
upon real events, perhaps subject devoid
of literary merit and/or taste
no embarrassment, cuz
I got nothing...

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Raised off tales of a biblical nature,
I had always been warned,
About a particular creature,
The devil bound to human flesh,
To bring us destruction,
To bring us death,

He will speak the truth,
In a way that lies,
The false prophet...

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" Human Campfire Legacy ... "

( Gen. 2: 4 / Gen. 3: 24 / Ex. 13: 21 )
( Ex. 3: 2 / Rev. 22: 5, 6 )


All & Every Family of Man
Must Have Gathered Around...

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"The Folk Dance"
On the backs of well formed muscular miners 
Working hard in the trenches on a daily basis
For the men who need coal, fat cats and such
Dirty, sweaty and tireless toil try to wear...

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Of all the minin' camps in old Colorady, the town of Tin Cup was truly,
With all its gamblin' halls, brothels and sleazy saloons the most unruly!
'Tis said that Jim Taylor dipped his tin cup in...

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Nothing stirs the languid souls of folks like a hometown parade.
Friends and neighbors uniting to form a colorful cavalcade.
Any special occasion will do such as Veterans or Independence Day,
To uproariously celebrate and put on a...

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Darkness fades into the mountains
Dreading the sigh of a summer sun, flickering
Raining down hope, happiness, heartfelt
Whispers of gentleness, reflecting
Joy that can’t be measured in inches
Joy that is only measured by the trembling

Clouds float silently, healing...

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Party Prelude

bleeding lotion after the knife slipped
haphazardly      called her sister
to help her get dressed   to the doctor
she went   two sisters took over

Scene 1

raiding the fridge, figuring...

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He stood on the street corner
Having a much needed smoke
Somehow we got chatting
And he told me a joke 
And i started laughing
The way that you do
He looked at me smiling
And started laughing too
And his dog...

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I was the moonlit night of lapid love
Some confused lores of a tortured mind
A tongue to tell, to speak of truth jogia
Then to live in shades of encumbered lies.

No soul enamoured in this wide world
That...

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“Who, my husband, “she smiled, “he has no
alcohol problem.”
This is walking on the Razor’s Edge, but try 
and tell a codependent that one!
They will laugh uproariously thinking this is
all a game of fun.

Thinking they are...

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DISTURBING THE PEN

what creeps
in?

insanity of sorts,

leaking
in,

instead of out.

it dribbles
out,

like drool or frothing foam.

it comes
from

the inner sanctum,

barely a
stream,

scissors snip away at contentions,

invention of
hate.

bitterness and cacophony invades.

you toss and turn,
laughing.

like a crazy fool, do not turn over

and...

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SUPERLATIVES

S  uperlative sentiments subliminally stupefy- salubrious solitude

U  niquiviocal uproariously unconventional, uninhibited, unabashed

P  reposterously pedantic, precarious pandemics, perilous pandemonium 

E  uphoria exemplified, exquisitely exorbitant – eloquently enthralled

R  eiterated relentlessly, radically rambunctious--ruthless...

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I am made of black,
Shinning from the uttermost part of the earth
To the craving deep of the oceans of the earth.
I glitters and gleams like the stars,
A gltterati in the endless world I am,
Packaged uproariously.
My...

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bright! bright! bright!
and cold

if i touch my nose to the picturesque windowpane 
i’ll surely see the light

this Finter uproariously has censored
my two day habit of nature walks

wrapped in layers, scarves and woolen socks
a shock to...

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The gargoyles sit on the fence
blinking like sheep, all in a row
where’s the romance in that?
humor me, please, before it’s too late.
I’d like to see you
sharpen your teeth
and hiss some outstanding
poetry, 

grow some fangs,
flap your...

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The ABC’s of “Memawship”
     By Dane Smith-Johnsen

Adore angels. 
Bring blessings.
Carry cuddles. 
Deliver delights.
Enjoy embraces.
Find funny faces.
Give giggles.
Hug happily.
Invigorate imagination.
Jubilate jiggles.
Keep Kisses.
Love Laughing.
Mentor merrily.
Note nonsense.
Ogle oodles 
Pick posies. 
Quilt quilts. 
Rear righteously.
Send...

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