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Matthew delivers his latest bullet tin

Matthew delivers his latest bullet – tin... from the Harris-Walz front where liberal minded socially progressive electorate doth agonizingly grunt targeted in crosshairs scoped out eager and ready to be mortally wounded courtesy notorious big headed (and bigoted) infamous for bearing arms as if going on a hunt as attested to him and recorded for all of posterity on March 14, 2019 at 3:05 EDT by Analysis columnist Philip Bump, (a national columnist for The Washington Post; before that he led political coverage for The Atlantic Wire. One of the paper’s most read writers, he focuses on the data behind polls and political rhetoric), he recorded one of the most famous and insightful lines Donald Trump offered on the campaign trail in 2016 came during a stop in Iowa, shortly before that state’s caucuses. “I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody and wouldn’t lose any voters, okay?” Trump said, mimicking firing a gun with his fingers. “It’s, like, incredible.” "Blast it!!" I am gunning for the glib gal versus MAGA sugar daddy gesticulating his arms akimbo*, whose lowball unflattering unprintable pet phrases for Kamala indicative of a short, and nasty brute, whose vile (hints) might be excusable if he suffered epileptic seizures grand mal drops names of ruthless dictators as his pal, who sport trademark coiffed hirsute allocating, designating, ginning, jumpstarting, and mandating excessive monetary resources for his poofed hair courtesy project 2025 and then when confronted becomes immediately mute, and does a spot on rendition of Marcel Marceau engaging in intercourse with a prostitute. *"Arms akimbo" is an adjective or adverb that means having your hands on your hips with your elbows turned outward. For example, "She stood there akimbo". The word "akimbo" comes from the Middle English phrase in kenebowe, which means "at a sharp angle". The word was first recorded between 1375 and 1425, and may come from the Old Norse phrase i keng boginn, which means "bent into a crook". After watching some of the Democratic National Convention, mainly the first and second nights, I felt tears of joy rapture welling up inside me after listening to such brilliant, fantastic, nuances sounding out monologues utilizing English language to maximize stellar oratory, which lengthy list of speakers follows suit: On Monday, delegates heard from former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, first lady Jill Biden and the president himself. Tuesday's session featured addresses from former President Barack Obama, former first lady Michelle Obama, Sen. Bernie Sanders, Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker and others. Wednesday night heard from former President Bill Clinton, Gov. Josh Shapiro, former Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Walz. Here's the full speakers list for Thursday: Minyon Moore, chair of the 2024 Democratic National Convention Committee Invocation by Everett Kelly, national president of the American Federation of Government Employees, and Imam Muhammad Abdul-Aleem of Masjidullah Mosque of West Oak Lane, Pennsylvania Presentation of Colors by the Illinois State Police Honor Guard Pledge of Allegiance by Luna Maring, a 6th grader from Oakland, California Rep. Veronica Escobar of Texas Becky Pringle, president of the National Education Association Randi Weingarten, president of the American Federation of Teachers Sen. Alex Padilla of California Marcia Fudge, former secretary of Housing and Urban Development Rep. Ted W. Lieu of California Sen. Tammy Baldwin of Wisconsin Rep. Katherine Clark of Massachusetts, House Democratic Whip Rep. Joe Neguse of Colorado Mayor Leonardo Williams of Durham, North Carolina Rep. Raja Krishnamoorthi of Illinois Sen. Bob Casey of Pennsylvania Sen. Elizabeth Warren of Massachusetts Rep. Jason Crow of Colorado Rep. Elissa Slotkin of Michigan Rep. Pat Ryan of New York Rev. Al Sharpton Members of the "Central Park Five": Dr. Yusef Salaam, member of the New York City Council, and activists Korey Wise, Raymond Santana and Kevin Richardson Amy Resner, former prosecutor and friend of Harris Karrie Delaney, director of Federal Affairs at the Rape, Abuse & Incest National Network Lisa Madigan, former attorney general of Illinois Marc Morial, president of the National Urban League Nathan Hornes, former student at Corinthian Colleges Tristan Snell, former New York State assistant attorney general Gov. Maura Healey of Massachusetts Courtney Baldwin, youth organizer and human trafficking survivor Deb Haaland, secretary of the interior John Russell, content creator Rep. Maxwell Frost of Florida Rep. Colin Allred of Texas Joint remarks on "A New American Chapter": Anya Cook, Craig Sicknick, Gail DeVore, Juanny Romero and Eric, Christian, and Carter Fitts National anthem by The Chicks Kerry Washington Joint remarks by Meena Harris, Ella Emhoff and Helena Hudlin D.L. Hughley Sheriff Chris Swanson of Genesee County, Michigan Rep. Lucy McBath of Georgia, joined by Abbey Clements of Newton, Connecticut; Kim Rubio of Uvalde, Texas; Melody McFadden of Charleston, South Carolina; and Edgar Vilchez of Chicago. Gabrielle Giffords, former member of the House Performance by P!NK Sen. Mark Kelly of Arizona Leon Panetta, former secretary of defense Rep. Ruben Gallego of Arizona Gov. Gretchen Whitmer of Michigan Eva Longoria, actress and film producer Adam Kinzinger, former member of the House Maya Harris Gov. Roy Cooper of North Carolina Vice President Kamala Harris. Shoot! Thar haint no other candidate within a bajillion miles worth celebrating with unbridled fête cuz the other contestant (hands down) ranks as ingrate man dragging fetters shrilly mutters, the opposition mumbles, no you don't get away with freedom them words to kill, cuz against peace mongers this republic for liberty, which country stands under the grateful dead someone must liberate the ship of state one must steadily operate even courtesy motley skeleton crew captained, governed, and trumpeted by weird Wharton wimp linkedin to leitmotif reprobate with lips he doth undulate poisoning the fresh air and poll looting the audiological and visual realm of vulnerable listeners courtesy radio and television waves.

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