Flat Tire Did Not Ply Deflating Psi Lance

True add verse situation, whereat me mission trans send dint state didst ache after yours truly nearly did nearly break chassis 'pon took drastic over corrective measure, not quite August, nor jejune piece of cake, while rounding raised curbed contra corner suddenly felt wrath of wife quake, viz passenger rear tire gone flat as a pancake impresario found myself hearing Thus Spake, Zarathustra, when in truth... twas ma constricted trach. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Some weeks back acting so cool and chic - bank king all bravado, machismo self importance, and frank lee babbling like a cripple creek off by a black key with Hank Williams tune imagining myself swaggering like a lank key trump petting Don (feigning faw being "Beefy") plank walking lampoon able laughingstock Freaky, thank less as a lapsed worn eraser head pencil necked Geek yank key doodle dandy hood be forced to do penance as cap pit dull leotarded asinine arthouse flop, where nary any words (worth their weight in gold) described my benign behavior, NOT even smattering of unflattering deign nig grating hammock colorful expletives, that would find an ensign sailor to blush at my inept shameless travesty over the line utter in apropos totally tubularly moronic juvenile mine ness zero car raze zee antics, didst drive my doppelganger nine tee bajillion miles away in search of another auto body – pine ning for newer model then a 2009 Hyundai Sonata sign ning off contract with this stunt driver wannabe unimpressively try'n to act the blithe dare devil, while thee spouse didst wine and scream more'n bloody Mary as the gunned axle nearly broke trying my damn nest to "FAKE" dagger a type cloak his husband resembled a fool, where angels fear to tread didst evoke unsuccessful, unstinting, and unsparing unstrung epithets of colorful expletives unsuitable for poetic folk boot urgent prayer went out to incredible Hulk Hogan, and/or even the ghost of Andre The Giant, this haint no joke!