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How Convenient Slated To Receive Second Dose

How convenient slated to receive second dose... COVID-19 February 13th, 2021 Here at Highland Manor apartments me and the missus occupy room B44 courtesy qualified medical personnel Lansdale, Penna CVS store #01379. No qualm regarding being vaccinated though yours truly NOT panic stricken succumbing to aforementioned disease. Although gaseous and prone to combust heed words of caution lest ye turn to dust on par with thermonuclear explosion gust no guarantee insured courtesy Healthtrust will keep ye intact not transformed into krust an unflattering word according to online urban dictionary meaning extremely unattractive girl who nevertheless experiences capacity to lust. Scenario being blown to bits courtesy flatulence fate worse than death, yet plus side no expense neither funeral nor cremation costs nevertheless gastrointestinal eruption necessitates civil defense albeit calling Army National Guard to commence to evacuate fast as greased lightning suffocating wracking, choking, etc unbreathable ambience. I get inoculated against microscopic coronavirus approximately two days ye probably feel desirous. Continue to take proactive measures i.e. maintain social distance don mask and wash hands advice solicited by Anthony Fauci else cavalier devil may care risk analogous to gambling or playing dice whereby rigor mortis sets latest statistic cold as ice who knows maybe dead soul shunted to paradise. Latest pandemic NOT last microbe human beast will challenge resourceful *****sapiens species severely challenged throughout and nearly ceased to flourish innumerable times when deadly disease did satiate grim reaper with (think smörgåsbord feast) civilization experienced figurative low water mark bleak prognostication if prediction made when least odds favored man/womankind who nearly lost leased. Biologically deft transmitting genes by peopling Earth fecund gals bearing children heavy around their girth metaphorically chomping at the bit tending domestic tasks preparing meals call of wild heard by animals drawing fierce predators e'er closer aromatic hearth rustic storytellers grunting primal laughter and mirth. Gratitude extended to intelligent minds that toil away enhancing quality and longevity of existence keeping ravages of once fatal illnesses and/or mortality at bay additionally those whose culinary draw allow, enable and provide foods choices regarding healthy entree sculpted edible delights exquisite glistening imitation mouth watering sweet treats that trigger viz Fabergé temptations tantalizing taste buds - me diet... no way!

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