Long Tude Poems

As the life of the day nears its last breath,
With a glow of crimson, forewarning its death,
Upon its cresting, the reflection, daunting,
The sea sets free a beauty, haunting
The depths of its treasures of unknown span,
The...

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("The Visit", Part I)

My name is Lemon, without the 'ade'.
Not for my colour though, hue or shade,
For I'm a pinto with brown and white,
Said to be pretty from distant sight.
But up close is a different...

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Wergle Flomp Good Humor 2023

The following constitutes a rather 
twisted as a pretzel SUBTITLE:

I dash with my jiggling boobs in an attempt to escape... 
being overrun by teddy bears and beanie babies
while carrying out heavy...

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July first 2023 will celebrate...
our sixth anniversary at Highland Manor Apartments
	
Subtitled: The perspective of one festive folky fellow
friendliness ofttimes prompts me 
when crossing paths with another to say “hello,”
whose demeanor trends toward being mellow
courtesy about...

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FIRST LADY OF HOTITUDE

You walk into a bar, all eyes lock on you,			
The fashions which you flaunt reveal quite a view,		
There’s something special ‘bout the way you move,			
You carry yourself with your own kind of...

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Dear people,
Worthless, it. Certain, is…
To Encouraged services that offer the nervous sure assurances-
        to sure help self serve self worth with a sense of self-deservedness. Welp!
  ...

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Howling at the Pink Super Moon

On a moonlit late night
The Pink Supermoon 
Casting a baleful light
On the world below

While inside 
Sam Adams sat drinking
In a depraved bar 
In a den of iniquity

In an evil part...

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This Dissembling Man...

Trod thru three
score orbitz with air
tight (hermetically sealed)
lid on his emotions bare
reft of evincing

concern and/or care
ring forever guarded against
incursions upon fragile as chinaware
psyche foregoing giving
healthy breathing room

never to dare
risk challenging discomfort zones
 ...

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be-ing...........some-thing beau-ti-ful
                                 ...

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I remember as if it were yesterday
But really it was nigh onto sixty years
Not his face or height or body build somehow
I remember his attitude__character

For his character was one of adventure
One not held to any...

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since maintaining a diet 
of exercise heeding "yo dude" 
(you look like a lady)
the inner fitness maven against 
the temptation of high caloric junk food 

and nightly snack king 
on a flexible fitness routine, 
this...

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“My little kitty is so unique,” said Miss Olivienne Jonesmiller, “she’s a precious little shorthair, all ‘tude and sassy.”
“What will you name her?” Her mama asked. 
“I’m going to name her Beaupretty.”

“My little kitty is...

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No belt and a pair of boxers underneath
Coolin', stylin', and profilin' with a fresh new
pair of kicks on the feet

Saggin', draggin', loose and not together
Constantly pullin' and tuggin'....just straighten
them up or take them off brother

Swagga!...

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Senectitude is Re Wreck Ta Tude
My teeth are failing, my gums blowing darts
My hands are spotted,
Grandma hands, and she has been gone fifty-five years.
Yet I look down and there they are
Surprising they are not crocheting
Or...

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I
Speak
To
You
I
Am 
An-
Gry
At 
You
Could
We 
Talk
La-
Ter
Be-
Cause
You 
Hurt
Me
With
Words
I
Cuss
And
I
Am
So...
so...
So-
Rry...
I
Am
Ig-
Nor-
Ant
and
Sel-
fish
I
Love
You,
Dad...
I 
Love
You,
Mom...
But
I 
Am 
One 
With
Me.
I
Feel 
Ha-
Ppy...
No 
Lo-
Nger 
Su-
i-
ci-
dal
or
Sad
As
I 
Was
Be-
fore
You
Are 
My
Par-
ents
And
I 
Should
Have 
Ho-
Nored
You
Be-
tter
Than 
This...
I 
Am
The 
Mo-
Nster
I
Am 
Un-
Loved
But,
I 
Am
Be-
lo-
ved...
which
means
Day_
Vid_
Will_
I-
Am_
One
Syll-
A-
Ble
Seems
Too
Li-
ttle
for
I...
See...
The...
Light...
So...
Bright...
so......
Me-smer-i-zing....
I a-pol-o-gize...
For be-ing rude...
My a-tti-tude...
Stunk like dung...
Some-thing went wrong...
I
Am
One
With
Me.
I 
Am 
One 
With 
All.
But. I. Must....

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KNOCK KNOCK!!
Who's there?
It's Just Us...
Just Us, seeking justice,
There's been a miscarriage,
and we've decided
to judge this.
And, the system?
Well, we're not sure
that we can trust Sys.
KNOCK KNOCK!!
Who's there?
Just Us, still waiting
on the wheels of JUSTICE!
Just Us,
seeking justness,
Just...

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 social distancing
 so used to have at-tude 
when you get in my face
 now filthy man gets us
Condemned with ungodly disease in the air
Spreading microscopic sins is killing human beings
Man proclaiming still uptaining being...

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OUF


Word of the day wha’ cha say
I’m juz an ugly nerd
What ya heard
Word!!!


OUF


Was walk tween class period
In the halls the bell rung
Skittishly I accidentally ran into
Unexpectedly run into the prettiest girl in the school

OUF

when face...

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Half a loaf of Kung-fu
Time to break the rulers
_______zipped__________
________zippe__________
_________zipp__________
__________zip__________
___________zi___ _______
____________z______________________  _______________from side to
side
Take a long hard look at
................................... ................................... ................................... ................................... ................................... ................................... .........yuorself
was that a double take take
without the darkness
would the light we...

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my mouth never ran for words
to a wordless place
my heart never ran for blood
till it met your face
but they ran, they ran away!

my spirit had never fled astray
to the realm beyond
nor my soul ever fly...

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Your face is getting red and puffy
While your attitude is huffy
Do not be so mean and rude
You really need to lose the 'tude
Don't be screaming in my face
You just look like a disgrace
Eyes of fuming...

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Your face is getting red and puffy
While your attitude is huffy
Do not be so mean and rude
You really need to lose the 'tude
Don't be screaming in my face
You just look like a disgrace
Eyes of fuming...

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Giraffea-corn was born in the forest of flowers west of the navy sky.
Her markings were diamonds, her eyes glowed green bye and bye.
Giraffea-corn was a combo, half giraffe and half unicorn of course.
Her best friend...

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I'm about to strongly hurl
You in a fast spin and twirl
Putting you in a dizzy fit
Believe me you asked for it
How could you ever be so blind
Open up your heart and mind
Love is love it...

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My emotions have been fried
I don't know how much I've tried
For you to notice and listen
The way you've been badly dissin'
All the work I'm putting in
To save our love once again
The attitude that I've been...

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