Long Too funny for words Poems
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An Act of Birth, Is An Act of DyingBlackness moving slowly into light!
becoming one existance
The stars gather like flocks of birds.
See the colors mix and mingle
Creating the perfect shades of colors, the
most beautiful blue and yellow.
Funny how words could form such a savage...
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too funny for words, faith, life, words, beautiful, water, beautiful, earth,
Form:
Free verse
Caught'Em In the RyeCould I entertain your intellectual osseous matter ...
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too funny for words, allegoryhumorous, words, funny,
Form:
Free verse
Sundays Shop Or Not Until You Drop>Sunday – shop – or – not, until you drop.
I heard it on TV one night.
So I knew it must be right.
MP’s debating seriously.
Whatever could be that emergency?
Was Sunday shopping, oh...
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too funny for words, beach, celebration, cool, fun, funny, humor, words,
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Prose
Desperately Wonderfully IllWas never sure whether or not to laugh, smile or cry when
auntie came to tea, a matriarch she, wearing white gloves
plus purple cardigan - seven buttons tidy, top one below chin,
and a black beret perched precariously...
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too funny for words, appreciation, books, love, passion, poetry,
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Prose Poetry
The Love Life of a PoetMan and poet? Bet you know it
Tender verse can get you girls
Plain or – whoopee! – eager groupie
Matching your poetic pearls
Just how much you get to touch, you
Can ascertain easily
You’re a freshman? Write for trash...
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too funny for words, funny, love, words, me, love, me,
Form:
Rhyme
Hail To the Dragon SlayersWe know we are right and we will fight
If you dare appose us we will bite
When good doers think they have a chance
We take their idea and we do the dance
We are the law that...
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too funny for words, confusion, corruption, crazy, creation, emotions, feelings, funny,
Form:
Free verse
Gangsta Rap PoetryI'm just having fun, but no doubt someone will take this serious
I'm about to take you on a lyrical experience
I'm having fun with words, like when a baby first starts reading books
Saying I'm good at...
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too funny for words, fun, funny, rap, words, write, writing,
Form:
Free verse
The Dictionary Hunting ExpeditionYeah, just grab an old rusty shovel, a case of Bud Light and hop in the back of my red
pickup truck, because us country boys are heading down to Sweetwater Creek to hunt for
some rare...
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too funny for words, funny, imagination, words, old, old, time,
Form:
Narrative
Wedding of a Wench "Wedding of a Wench"
a joyous celebration promised arrived on lacy invitation
bring only your smile as a gift to offer congratulations
but my cousin, Marlene, was known as a troublemaker all her life
now so...
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too funny for words, funny, wedding, words, red, me, red, wedding,
Form:
Rhyme
Intelligent LoveMy girlfriend telling me
That my love talk is useless
So I throw away all the love poems
I write for her while feeling depress
That same day it start snowing
The place was cold as ice
She calling next to...
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too funny for words, funny, introspection, words, education, love, me,
Form:
Light Verse
A Poem To My SelfFor all the times I’ve felt alone,
And in the stench of gross cologne,
For the fear of my life story,
I still don’t like the name of Cory.
I write this poem to remind my self
To not hit...
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too funny for words, funny, imagination, words,
Form:
Rhyme
I Want To Be a PoetI want to be a poet to write those words which rhyme
But it seems I'm having trouble with tempo, tense and time
How do the poets do it rhyme words so undisputed
They neatly find the perfect...
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too funny for words, fun, funny, poetry, words,
Form:
Rhyme
The Day of the Quote WarsIN HONOR OF THE MAN WHO STARTED IT ALL
My Friend John
The Day (of the Quote Wars)
The Day was gray with wisps of smoke, like fog upon the ground
The carnage lied in heaps piled high,...
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too funny for words, allegory, funny, imagery, words,
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Ballad
He Preached That Last Yearwhen the Pastor stepped up to the pulpit and then started to preach
someone in the congregation stood up and then screeched
"Pastor, I'm sure you preached that last year,
we all need to here something new...
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too funny for words, faith, funny, inspirational, words, god, god, may,
Form:
Light Verse
Christmas FunChristmas fun.
Teddy bears, and stockings – candy and some treats,
The kids look forward –to all the good eats.
The pretty Christmas tree and the lights strung
Had to make sure all the stockings were hung.
The...
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too funny for words, adventurechristmas, christmas, jesus, may,
Form:
Rhyme
For the Sake of ArgumentI had laid foundation for this moment.
But who I wonder, might be listening?
The deftly fashioned phrases I had planned,
now tumble into mismatched tiles
of scrambled words, from scrabble's hand
spilling garble out of hand!
Now, this is news...
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too funny for words, funny, husband, words,
Form:
Narrative
Write You a PictureFunny how words can paint a picture and a picture can say a thousand words, I can paint a pictures from my words and make it look like fireworks. Cuz I put all my emotions...
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too funny for words, poetry, drug,
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ABC
The Tub of Love
This tub is filled with different words that float...
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too funny for words, funny, love, words,
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Shape
Just Want To Write Part 2 Prose PoetryNow I have discovered baloney and waffle listed under a words in relationship to
nonsense. What other kinds of food can I find listed in reference to nonsense?
Drivel lists foolishness, poppycock, idiocy,...
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too funny for words, funny, imagination, words,
Form:
Free verse
Festive 'spirit'“Pour me another” is all that I hear
When I’m down the pub at this time of year
I don’t want your Vodka, Archers or Rum
And I don’t want the drinks set aside for your Mom
A drop...
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too funny for words, funny, happiness, words, me, me, time,
Form:
Rhyme
Slave and SalveI
its funny how words contain stories
call them by the synonym, mysteries
SLAVE also has an antidote: SALVE
where SALE of humans rendered some HALVES
of what Nature's God had given ("inalienable rights")
I wrote before: SAVIOUR, spelled so,
has within...
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too funny for words, africa, betrayal, bible, community, confidence, confusion, corruption,
Form:
Didactic
Battle Rap - Verbal Flap Isn'T All ThatYou act like you’re all that -
gaining green when you rap,
but I say lines of utter crap
come from your verbal flap.
You lack and I can back that.
My slapjack, whapping facts
would not be rinsed with tact
since...
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too funny for words, confidence, culture, funny, rap, words,
Form:
Rhyme
Things Aren'T RightThings are not Right
Things aren’t right; I’m just not on the ball
No matter what I try; it doesn’t work at all
The words would flow, with ease I admit
But they now they seem to stick a...
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too funny for words, funny, life, words,
Form:
Couplet
The CarpetThe carpet
I was bored of TV sat looking at the carpet
wondering if it was an Indian rug or banish the thought
even a Persian’s the carpet was old but had style
an inner dignity a type of...
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too funny for words, assonance, beautiful, confidence, corruption,
Form:
Blank verse
Hippopotamus LunchEveryday I have lunch
With a pink hippopotamus
The menus always the same
Tomato soup and grilled cheese sandwiches
Oh, and Diet Cherry Coke
Cause he likes the way it tickles his throat
His friends sometimes stop by
To join...
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Categories:
too funny for words, funny, humor,
Form:
Rhyme