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For the Sake of Argument

I had laid foundation for this moment.
But who I wonder, might be listening?
The deftly fashioned phrases I had planned,
now tumble into mismatched tiles
of scrambled words, from scrabble's hand
spilling garble out of hand!

Now, this is news you may refuse
But let me tell you: HOW NOT TO ARGUE!

Yes!  Wrestle,  woo with words, I will!
I spill opinions, and take a stand!
Will he fall and say “Yes dear,”
while my stunning words appear
taking hold the upper hand?

Darn it!, much against my will,
emotional blubber, my tears will well!
My calm approach, and swift attack,
falls apart, WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?? !!
My soapbox, platform, for two left feet,
will crumble with my shamed defeat!

My five alarm fire, starts with a blaze,
too soon becomes a fading haze !
Just gol-darn smoke gets in his face!

Gibberish, senseless words out loud,
once proud embers, sound absurd!

Can't I once, get THE LAST WORD??

The surging tide, a frothy ripple,
makes him giggle, never grovel!
Pleasure gleams in both his eyes,
This drama queen just wants to die!
Dang it, I can never win
He folds his arms, and sports a grin!

Better end this bitter novel......
Let me dig, with my own shovel !!




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For Verlena's Slam Contest...Round 2
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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Kendrick Avatar
March 12, 2012 at 12:15 PM
Enjoyed the witty work..Got a chuckle or two..I am glad that I chose this one to read this afternoon..Congrats on your win..Sara
Brown Avatar
March 12, 2012 at 9:02 AM
Congratulations on your win in Catie's "Narratives" contest Carrie. Love,Carol
Arowolo Avatar
March 11, 2012 at 6:33 PM
Superb and wonderful write,Carrie.Congrats on your win...
Williams Avatar
March 11, 2012 at 3:46 PM
Carrie congrats on your win, really superb..David
Chircop Avatar
February 27, 2012 at 10:14 AM
Lovely post..I think many can relate to this cos we all argue with those we love most manytimes.. After the quarrel..don't forget the 'KISS' :)... So nice to read your poetry again sweet Carrie..Hugs Charma
Baldwin Avatar
February 26, 2012 at 12:13 AM
Prepping yourself for an argument… is like being in your teens and prepping yourself for that hip replacement you’ll need in your 80’s….a complete waste of time, and working yourself up over nothing. If our house was a blaze would we waste time arguing about getting out to safety? I’m sure when it comes to anything super important we have no problem getting the point across. No need for a shovel if we stop feeding into the hype that fuels our EGO, and try our best not to sweat the small stuff. A great message on how silly arguments really are.
Susan Avatar
February 25, 2012 at 4:13 PM
I like this, especially the end :) I am the same way - hand me a shovel too!
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