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Three-Fifth Stooges Quartet

Moe
Larry
Curly

Shep 
Joe

This Three-Fifth Stooges moron quartet
are brain-slow slugs you don’t wanna IQ know

Just sitting on a milk crate,
waiting outside of the MGM studio gate
Moe, Larry and Curly passed my way

They were yukking it up,
talking clown...

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Categories: toadies, fun, humor, parody, political, satire,
Form: Light Verse



Land Filled With
Plague of lies,
froggy croaks untrue
Swarm of flies
surround Capitol dungHills
Infectious hope buzz kill:
Leftover piles of shill legislative bills
that don’t do  do right

There should be no nose mystery,
stink of deceit fills the land

Brown lip locust wings
avarice...

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Categories: toadies, metaphor, perspective, political, truth,
Form: Dramatic Verse
Premium Member 50 Words For Poe: Shark
"50 Words for Poe: Shark"




The Shark’s name was Bruce
he liked to drive with his head 
hanging out the car 
mouth wrapped around a 
Montecristo Dantes Cuban Cigar

They met in Wichita
Room 101 in the 
Hotel Cicero

“Hey...

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Categories: toadies, adventure, dark, journey, love, mystery, psychological, romance,
Form: Romanticism
A Message From Hell
A light summer rain falls across distant blue mountains.  
I have a pretty cottage by a winding stream. 
This evening I recline in a garden chair
on a sloping lawn.  
I merely need to...

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Categories: toadies, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Belly Full of Lies

Listen to what the snake charmers say:
We be sulfuric scaly bellies,
flicking poisonous tongues on the telly
Idoly speak pure Orwellie — 
Down is up   ...  famine be a feast sup
Tell money hungry fools...

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Categories: toadies, allegory, metaphor, truth, wisdom,
Form: Burlesque



It Reeks Of

Backdoor sound byte diarrhea hurls
Sticky tongue bowel overflow
Little green froggies say the Apollo man from Mars
ain’t gonna fighter plane land
in a nuclear day or so

Sphincter hole toilet bowl saliva swirls
got an oven baked brownie glow
Little...

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Categories: toadies, dark, death, imagery, visionary,
Form: Elegy
Lizard In My Beer
.

On the cyber-stallion 
of military might,

           against the backdrop 
           of missiles, a fearsome sight,

...

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Categories: toadies, political
Form: Tail-rhyme
Premium Member People People People
Those with time to the brink are on the irk.
Sincere toadies do not cast magic shirk.
People who have also been hugely hurt.
People tranced with the act of a flirt.

 Firmly, it isn't the genial people...

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Categories: toadies, analogy, anti bullying, anxiety, bereavement, character, community,
Form: Rhyme
Drunken Lizard In My Beer
Astride his cyber-stallion of awesome
     hi-tech military might,
Against the backdrop of missile silos,
     a fearsome sight,
The Commander-in-Chief, huge,
     malevolently looming,
Smirks at the seared...

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Categories: toadies, death, life, people, sympathy,
Form: Tail-rhyme
Hail, the Commander-In-Chief
Astride his cyber-stallion of hi-tech military might,
   against the backdrop of missile silos, he's a fearsome sight,
      the Commander-in-Chief, so huge, malevolently looming,
     ...

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Categories: toadies, peace, people, social,
Form: Rhyme
A Feeling Called Power
Dangerous is presence of the feeling 
called Power!!

The notorious fist that clenched the 
sun
An abominable eye that bridled the 
dark
The pride when blended with ego is 
sour
And so dangerous is the presence of 
the feeling...

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Categories: toadies, growing up
Form: Free verse
Dangerous Is Presence of the Feeling Called Power
Dangerous is presence of the feeling 
called Power

The notorious fist that clenched the 
sun
An abominable eye that bridled the 
dark
The pride when blended with ego is 
sour
And so dangerous is the presence of 
the feeling...

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Categories: toadies, addiction, analogy, anger, poetry, political, power,
Form: I do not know?

Book: Reflection on the Important Things