Long Thingamajig Poems

Friends used to say like an elephant I never forget
these days I have the memory of a goldish or amoeba
often find myself staring blanking into the fridge
wondering what I am doing there, what I’m looking...

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Hungry for munchies, on his way to the lunchroom, 
a rambunctious, persnickety,“fuss-budget”, elderly
jittery, fidgety, geezer, named Cassidy…
whose questionable dexterity, aghast by a massive sneeze,
teeter-tottered precariously. 
at the edge of the thingamajig, ...jigging one way, jagging...

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Image of Carmel by the Sea by Pixabay.

Carmel by the Sea

Three-quarter distance to the city
the rose bowl parade's held,
paying a friend another visit
as if the golden gate is not
um, not after umpteen years.

she does a...

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The world is perfect – 
That’s what everyone says.
The world has no faults – 
That’s what everyone says.
 
“Everyone belongs;
Everyone fits in. 
There will be no mismatched piece.”
 
That’s what everyone says, that’s what everyone...

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she kept it all from us
she kept it all well hid
but once we all found out 
what she had and what it did
it popped all of our tops
blew off all our lids
no one could have...

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my lady should put toilet paper down as a dependent
replacing said toilet paper is a chore for me in this household
i find myself hiding a secret stash under my side of the bed in an...

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So I'm sure everybody's used the text to speech thingamajig on their phones by now. It comes in so handy for me because I'm always driving and having to get in touch with my appointments...

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Jabberwocky, unknown talk for vogon,
Thingamajig, a comparable jargon,
If you get confused
When it has been used
Don't be afraid to conjure the Gorgon.


1. Jabberwocky is a nonsensical poem written by Lewis Carroll about the killing of a...

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Better don your leather chaps it's going to be a rough one
Pack extra roll caps into your Six Gun

Ask for double shots to compliment your Starbucks
All that's left now is to wish you good luck

Bring...

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               I remember,
         blowing bubbles into the air;
     ...

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On the inside of the doohickey
is the cogwheel thingamajig.
And that thingamajig keeps the thingy working well.
It turns and cranks and circles around and round
like the second hand on an analog face clock.

On the inside of...

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THE THINGAMAJIG THING

Suddenly!
If this thingamajig thing:
Disappeared!
What is now
Or was there lessons learnt?
Reflections of self, 
Was there a new beginning?
A new awakening,
A new appreciation
Of self-worth, 
Of what is had
And what is not to be,
Or what could...

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He had a disorderly mind.
She had an ordered one.

She had cerebral files,
binders,
alphabetized answers
for every occasion.

He would come to her
with questions
like - what-do-you-call-it
and who’s-his-face
and whatever was the name of 
some thingamajig or other.

She would calmly dig...

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THINGAMAJIG THING

This coronavirus thingamajig thing,
Has made me feel 
I’m really part of history be,
And can’t you see
I am doing isolation lessons in style,
So I celebrate to while away my time,
And where fear has no place...

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Called meeting of Flat Earth Society 
The Enclosed Earth theory must refute
As well Hollow Earth theory to dispute
and that dag nab round earth futility

It's clear as dirt we must confute
That old thingamajig gravity
Which with not...

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