The Secret Society of a Woman and Toilet Paper
my lady should put toilet paper down as a dependent
replacing said toilet paper is a chore for me in this household
i find myself hiding a secret stash under my side of the bed in an oversized overnight bag
i have question mark withdrawal wondering what the secret society is between my lady and toilet paper
i guess it is all apart of life
i think i should start my own toilet paper brand
i wonder if i target woman from jump street, would i be an instant millionaire
instead of 1,000 sheets, i would make one with a million sheets
maybe then i would get me a safe specifically for the money i would save on toilet paper alone
if you ask me, hell naw my angel's stuff is nowhere near soft
then again, neither is mine....but a good amount of toilet paper will still remain
i now make yet another "toilet paper mountain" above the little roller thingamajig
i start the morning of my day off see what is....or what is not....left after her daily routine
i shake my head laughing....WOMEN!!!!!....what can you say.....
we will still be steady humping anyway....
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