Long Snorted Poems

Long Snorted Poems. Below are the most popular long Snorted by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Snorted poems by poem length and keyword.


Childhood Dreams Part 2

The three little pigs came to the ball
Tried to blow the castle down
It didn’t work
It was made of solid gold
So they gave up and sat at their trough 
Ate noisily 
And snorted quite a lot

They...

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Categories: snorted, childhood, cinderella, dream, mum,
Form: Free verse


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The Book - the Narrative Style

~The Book~
 ( Narrative / Short Story)


 Shhh...Be quiet! please...or you'll wake up everyone...

 Did you see what that young man did all this evening at the table while taking some of his notes?
 Yes,...

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Categories: snorted, beautiful, books, fantasy, love,
Form: Free verse
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The Book

Shhh...Be quiet! please...or you'll wake up everybody... 

Did you see what that young man did all this evening at the table while taking  some of his notes? 
Yes, sure we did, and so what?...

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Categories: snorted, bible, books, conflict, wisdom, writing, prejudice,
Form: Narrative
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Preface

Greetings to those who would willingly seek admission to theater of the absurd. Zoltan Goliath and Otis Trench are masters of the avant-garde genre silent musicals for the imaginary stage, an art form sui generis....

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Categories: snorted, allegory, literature,
Form: Dramatic Monologue
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Orpheus

Slang..
Chick-fil-a = the best place ever
jade = 
brooke = gorgeous 
mishin = the boss, as in “You aren’t the boss of me.”

Orpheus
We’re on vaycay. School is OVER, COVID is over. We’re in New York City...

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Categories: snorted, humor, mothers day, new york, sister, summer,
Form: Free verse


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Halloween Night In the Apple Orchard

Young Timmy saw Jim walking down the street.  Timmy considered a quick retreat, but steadied himself with a shrug.  Timmy dreaded the sight of Jim, a teenage bully and wanna be thug, who...

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Categories: snorted, children, fear, scary,
Form: Narrative
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Embrace the Lines

Embrace The Lines

Vitality marks gently stretch your soft skin beyond the wildest dreams of
beauty unbound where children had once or thrice embraced your womb
the soothing waters cushioning and cradling three miracles three water 
marks engraved...

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Categories: snorted, life,
Form: Free verse

Triggers

“Triggers”

  So, you are used to me writing poetry but today it’s more like my thoughts for others to read. I need to clear my head of these constant roller coaster emotions. Today was...

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Categories: snorted, depression, suicide,
Form: Cinquain
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Kit

Kit

Before I opened the carton,
   I’d chose the name Kit,
      Thinking of strong Wild West women.

Our little girl, Gigi, ran to my bedside, barking
   Excitedly, “A...

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Categories: snorted, animal, fun, imagery, pets,
Form: Personification
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La Ferme

It was a cool, overcast and windy Sunday afternoon in March 2014. We were about 50 miles from Paris, at my Grandmère’s (grandmother’s) farm. She lives in Paris, but she owns a Château and surrounding...

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Categories: snorted, 4th grade, easter, family, friendship, grandmother, murder,
Form: Free verse
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The Visit, Part I

("The Visit", Part I)

My name is Lemon, without the 'ade'.
Not for my colour though, hue or shade,
For I'm a pinto with brown and white,
Said to be pretty from distant sight.
But up close is a different...

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Categories: snorted, abuse, horse, love, trust,
Form: Rhyme
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The Secret Circus

Through a wooded thick in a forest of New England,
There exists a secret circus called the Craft of Ringland.

Meandering through a meadow one night before the forest's mouth,
I heard a melody humming in the wind...

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Categories: snorted, adventure, fantasy, fun,
Form: Couplet

Sequel Swear It Was the Moon

An entire week I handled it-
The teasing and the taunting and
Every night the moon shone down-
Was really very daunting.

Judge John squinted his eyes at me,
T'was approximately mid morning.
Cleaned his ear with his finger-
"Am giving you...

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Categories: snorted, humorous, moon, sun, word play,
Form: Rhyme
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The Tigerilla

CHAPTER ONE

They closed the county zoo for it was sick financially
They thought they’d take the creatures to their homes across the sea
The Silverback Gorilla soon in Africa would be
And then they’d go to Asia where...

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Categories: snorted, africa, animal,
Form: Rhyme
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etiquette

I’m in the residential dining hall with my suitemates Lisa and Sunny. We’re talking about sausages.

Why? Because April 30th is ‘National Sausage day.”
Someone mentioned that when I complained about the beyond-meat hot dog atrocities they...

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Categories: snorted, health, humor, school,
Form: Free verse
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This the Devil Will See

This the Devil Will See!

1960.  New to our new neighborhood,
I wondered how mom and dad had gotten so rich?
For the first single-family home of my life,
And I realize only now, of theirs, too!

Two floors....

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Categories: snorted, bullying, children, christian, growing up, history, truth,
Form: Imagism

Why Dot Won'T Leave the Farm

Dot Blogs she was a buxom lass and hefty heifer too
who married Bobby Eugene Blows when she was twenty- two.
They lived upon a dairy farm alongside Boggy Creek
and milked  a hundred fresian cows …...

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Categories: snorted, humorous, night, old, life, night, old, wine,
Form: Rhyme
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Fine, Whatever

Who do you think you are?
I said it so many times to my old friend
too many times
until I said it loudly one last time
and that was the end
I had enough-   and banged down...

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Categories: snorted, anger, friend, humor,
Form: Narrative
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Zippitys Playground

The playground I chose to write about,
Is open twenty four seven, night or day,
It is beyond any expectable doubt, dangerous
Paradise to young animals, some human
Children perhaps even envious!
Zippity was a young, playful giraffe,
His mother always...

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Categories: snorted, animal,
Form: Free verse
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Bully For You

I dwelt on a forest green, productive farm, in fruitfulness of golden autumn,
Where ragged scarecrows waved gladly, beneath turquoise skies, and plum.

Ours was the latest generation of farmers, like hued skies of late afternoon,
In their...

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Categories: snorted, bullying, courage, fantasy, farm, imagery, life, nature,
Form: Couplet

Grandma's Binoculars

"Look, Grandma! I can see them! You were right! They do steal!" I jumped up and down in all excitement. Grandma grabbed the binoculars from me, pressing it as close as she possibly could to...

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Categories: snorted, adventure, childhood, children, dog, grandmother,
Form: Prose

For whom the Bell hotel tolls


Their ma & pa were Eastenders 

Blah blah..don’t remember the Blitz

Lit the bonfire..won't call it quits


Make even their kids crazy..like nits

Hazy troll scroll hits

Society in bits due to fascist fits

Sod the poor..get your mitts 

On...

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Categories: snorted, immigration,
Form: Rhyme

Litany of Cat Complaints

LITANY   OF   CAT   COMPLAINTS


Why so glum Rusty? Offered Max  as a tentative 
One-no-trump   opener.
     Well, it’s all down to you guys ...

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Categories: snorted, cat, good night,
Form: Free verse
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Happy Dance Ramblings

Awww… These are Happy Dance Ramblings… When you get someone to listen… You just have to go for it… Bet you didn’t know that I’m like super doper man... Put me behind a computer and...

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Categories: snorted, adventure, fantasy, funny, imagination, happy, me, old,
Form: Light Verse

'my Sweet Boys' - List

I have been through so much death these last few years. The worst was losing my “sweet boys” in a year and a half. My golden retriever Bo and pug Mugsy all crossed the rainbow...

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Categories: snorted, dog, pets,
Form: List
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