Long Schlock Poems
Long Schlock Poems. Below are the most popular long Schlock by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Schlock poems by poem length and keyword.
Letter To Taeljejohnuncomfortableness, and hesitation arose that you might reassess a possibility for friendship or.... whatever with me.
A disappointment set in place in the event that based on some facet of my being (inexplicable flaws within this...
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Categories:
schlock, angel, beauty, devotion, friendship, history, introspection, life,
Form:
Narrative
Daylight savings time more'n minute effect on meDaylight savings time more'n minute effect on me
In 2024, daylight savings time will begin at two o'clock ante meridiem on Sunday, March tenth. That will mean losing an hour of precious sleep and moving the...
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Categories:
schlock, adventure, age, appreciation, creation, imagination, march, time,
Form:
Rhyme
A Meadow For AutumnA meadow for Autumn
Forest, I lay me down to rest
upon bed of moss.
Eternal sleep immediately overtakes me
lichen kenning myself
as Rip Van Winkle
except being repurposed
as oldest living species.
With an estimated...
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Categories:
schlock, animal, appreciation, autumn, creation, dark, environment, heaven,
Form:
Free verse
Wednesday September 2021 At 320 PmWednesday, September 2021 at 3:20 PM...
eastern standard time Autumn Equinox arrives
That seasonal occasion twill arise
when darkness and light doth bring
equilibrium between night and day
raking leaves will constitute exercise
espied and witnessed by observant earthling
namely me who...
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Categories:
schlock, appreciation, autumn, celebration, destiny, environment, fate, inspiration,
Form:
Rhyme
Struggle To WriteStruggle to write
Witnessed courtesy the following poetic sight
especially when dark shadows foretell edge of night
twilight zone expanding
into outer limits of width and height
obscuring webbed wide world
subsequently where black tentacles alight.
This poetic prologue feeble exercise to...
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Categories:
schlock, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, adventure,
Form:
Rhyme
My On Call Uncle Muse Never SleepsMy on call (Uncle) Muse Never Sleeps
(aunt that title niece – ???
in this context pronounced nice)
Well...hm...I really did not wanna
let the cat out of the bag,
...
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Categories:
schlock, 11th grade, 12th grade, 8th grade, 9th
Form:
Free verse
A Meadow For Autumnwhen eve doth fall upon summers’ end,
a hint of splendor bequeathed arose
upon firmament as changed scenery
(this third equinox act since new year) bellows
basses loaded and blasted in...
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Categories:
schlock, age, allegory, autumn, change, environment, nature, september,
Form:
Enclosed Rhyme
Virtual Trophies Wife For IVirtual trophies (wife for I)...
offered, husbanded, and collected
when winning solitaire
Nothing beats that exaltant rush of adrenaline
watching the computer generated cards
automatically routed
to their respective suite (spot)
(after they get turned face value up)
generates countenance...
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Categories:
schlock, 11th grade, 12th grade, addiction, adventure, age,
Form:
Rhyme
Marriage To Alarmingly BallooningMarriage to alarmingly ballooning...
dramatically expanding spouse,
when adorning buttons
pop off undersized blouse
which spurs yours truly to grouse,
and ruffle mine tail feathers
while listening to Scheherazade.
Eats her weigh out of home and house
unsolicited feedback courtesy
quite doubtful,...
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Categories:
schlock, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, addiction,
Form:
Rhyme
Tick Tock Tick TockTick...Tock...Tick...Tock...
(Aye apologize for straying way
outside thee usual canon -
a poetic souffle,
boot desperation
finds me cent less,
Thus i pray
for divine intercession, this...
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Categories:
schlock, 11th grade, 12th grade, 4th grade, 7th
Form:
ABC
The Eagle Has Landed"The Eagle has landed”
Apollo 11 lunar module named “Eagle”
prediction defied naysayers ain't no boon
dog gull announced successful landing
while voice of Ole Blue eyes did croon
in Sea of Tranquility on moon
sometime about high noon
halting advancing armies
from...
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Categories:
schlock, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 8th
Form:
Enclosed Rhyme
Marriage To Alarmingly BallooningMarriage to alarmingly ballooning...
dramatically expanding spouse
Eats her weigh out of home and house
unsolicited feedback courtesy
yours truly, she does grouse
quite doubtful, she could pose
for playboy and/or penthouse
returning explicit volley
of trailing appellations lobbed
expletive laced epithets
directed at her...
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Categories:
schlock, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 9th
Form:
Free verse
This Bumptious PoetThis Bumptious Poet ©
Once again dear reader,
aye strive to regale ye
with in apropos prate,
(nee inane) vain
null gibberish in order to suss stain
mine infamous reputation
...
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Categories:
schlock, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, meaningful,
Form:
Enclosed Rhyme
Morning Rush HourThe image of morning mapping from the four cardinal points at the center of
busy pedestrians running ups and down to the bottom of their energies,
Chasing the note they never designed to decimate
ownership.
The...
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Categories:
schlock, courage, perspective, remember,
Form:
Alliteration
C'Mon Gimme a Botox SmileC'mon Gimme A Botox Smile!
'Pon bing asked by spouse, while she didst dock
and pooched herself abed
handily at nine o'clock
to see "handsome" pedigree dentastix
dog face of yours truly, me no Kid Rock
yea just a chip...
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Categories:
schlock, funny, giggle, halloween, hilarious, humorous, husband, recovery
Form:
Free verse
Cock Rock Schlock Ad Hocseminal squirt didst sanctify
an anonymous boulder
when mercury dipped below
hashtag mark registering colder
than usual temperatures circa
winter of year 2000 in proximity
...
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Categories:
schlock, betrayal, body, father, funny love, kiss, lust,
Form:
I do not know?
Curry Your FavorThe Rocky Horror Picture Show ~ Starring Tim Curry as Dr. Frank-N-Furter,
Content Warning: Schlock Horror
Elements of the unintentional humor of B horror
Ripped fishnet stockings, glitter, and a shapely contour
A kitschiness and campiness that seems...
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Categories:
schlock, scary,
Form:
Rhyme
French Fries For My AlligatorI ordered French fries for my alligator,
But he stated,
“I’ll eat them later.”
So I spoke up to the waiting waiter,
And said, “Please do me a favor.
Go and take the taters
Out of the fry-o-later.”
Then the waiter intently...
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Categories:
schlock, animal, food, funny,
Form:
Monorhyme
Void of LifeFor any glimpse of light he sought,
As he turned to a chiming clock,
But in this world there is naught.
Many years the world had taught,
Of fire, water, wind, and rock.
For any glimpse of light he sought,
His...
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Categories:
schlock, angst, light,
Form:
Villanelle
Living for the Future
Though curved like a question mark,
she walks without a Zimmer frame.
Will she ever veer from
the narrow,
nonsensical
dirt road?
She earns,
mopping, scrubbing, laundering, and currying.
She’s often gifted with
rice, tea powder,...
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Categories:
schlock, life,
Form:
Free verse