Long Raunchy Poems
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Reveren' Carlton Whitney - Both Audio and TextReveren’ Carlton Whitney was the pastor of our church, and someone I looked up to as a child.
Six foot six, with piercing eyes, a booming voice, and yet…his disposition, thankfully - was mild.
The very...
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Categories:
raunchy, character, uplifting,
Form:
Narrative
Why I Don'T Trust Psychics - 2nd ThirdNOTE: This is the 2nd THIRD of a funny 3-part piece. No other way to post it due to file size limitations. It's a really fun poem, and I hope you'll take the time...
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Categories:
raunchy, funny, humor,
Form:
Narrative
Coconut MadnessOh Hanna.
The sinking of the USS Stefan wood.
Oh Hanna
I want to take you to Montana.
We can camp out by the springs we will go and see the way oil is founding...
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Categories:
raunchy, allegory,
Form:
Free verse
Light On the Devil's Chord - Day 4March 18-27
This time I woke,
He was staring readily,
Smiling, plotting steadily
I lifted my body and gently gazed at his grotesque beauty
He was always at his best in thought…
“You look ravishing…” He began.
“Mouth-parched, crusty-eyed, hair...
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Categories:
raunchy, adventure, anger, angst, anxiety, appreciation, beauty, blessing,
Form:
Free verse
a letterI got a text from one of my professors yesterday saying, ‘Please stop by my office at 6 pm tomorrow.’ It didn’t say why. This was the first day after November recess, had I missed...
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Categories:
raunchy, appreciation, humor, school, student,
Form:
Free verse
Scammed AgainResponding to an ad I’d found on Market-Place last month, describing what the seller claimed to be a - “true antique”,
I queried - ‘Have you sold this yet?’, nervously suspecting - being the gorgeous...
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Categories:
raunchy, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Courtesy Google, I Learned Dynata MiteCourtesy Google, I learned Dynata...mite!
Constitutes the world’s largest
first-party data platform
for insights, activation and measurement
Earlier today August 28th, 2022,
a representative from aforementioned
market research company
fielded political questions to yours truly.
The young lady at other end of telephone
(little...
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Categories:
raunchy, 12th grade, america, animal, conflict, encouraging, future,
Form:
Rhyme
Tender ConversationShe curled up with me on the bed, and laughed insanely
I looked at her in marvel, wondering what on earth had gotten into her
“Why are you laughing?” I asked my eyes wide in surprise.
She giggled,...
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Categories:
raunchy, change, desire, dream, friendship, happiness, joy, love,
Form:
Free verse
The Pirate and the PrincessAlas morning has come,
the treacherous storm has passed
Anticipation heightens my senses as the wind swirls past,
The essence of musk engulfs me;
Replacing the aroma of sea salt that once filled the misty air
I am...
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Categories:
raunchy, adventure, life, love, passion, me, home, sea,
Form:
Epic
The PicnicThe little pygmy named Pixie Poggly was quirky queenly quaintly and quickly, but rarely ever really did much can't you see.
Until one day, a raunchy rascal quaintly and shrewdly, Skinny and slippery that he was,...
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Categories:
raunchy, adventure, celebration, confusion, fantasy, fun, funny, humorous,
Form:
Alliteration
Gossip- Full Circle - Both Audio and Text“Ever met the Pinkertons?” I asked my friend, Nadine. “Well…Dexter’s wife, Matilda, is a gossip through and through,
And yesterday my sister called to see if I might know if what Matilda’s aunt, Marlene, had...
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Categories:
raunchy, humor,
Form:
Verse
Two States One Union In Southern HospitalitySomewhere in her white house
There was a gray future spouse
Looking for cheese
Doing as he please
Enchanting accent came from the mouth
A drawing sound noting the south
Filled with luring charm
Made...
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Categories:
raunchy, america, love, marriage, true love, war, wedding,
Form:
Rhyme
Fools QuestFool’s Quest
By Mark Spencer
We all wish to be accepted
For what we say and do.
But if we overstep our bounds
We should receive our due.
For if we must invade the space,
Of someone’s comfort zone,
Should they respect the...
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Categories:
raunchy, life, philosophy, political, society,
Form:
Rhyme
Rapacious ItchRapacious Itch
It felt things coming,
The undeniable bottom feeder reality,
Where thought had no credulity,
Where irrational emoting ruled,
Void of mind’s prep,
Blind of light’s revealing purpose.
Such remained
This well-rehearsed and...
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Categories:
raunchy, society,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Joe Bonamassa - Blues Guitarist
"When your down and out you need some Joe Bonamassa."
...
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Categories:
raunchy, blue, celebrity,
Form:
Bio
Shot To Poppa SquatSuicide is a topic way too serious for jokes.
Too awkward for many funny bone pokes.
But Patch Addams was played on this tone.
By a fighter of demons of others and his own.
So...
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Categories:
raunchy, death of a friend, funny, grief, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Breakthrough Narrativenarrative poem
It was in the sixth month of the fifth year,
when B. Obama was the president.
I heard the loud noise of many actors -
singing praises, clapping hands in tribute.
Play-acting, cultured lines, memorized songs,
performed by men...
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Categories:
raunchy, 11th grade, angst, confusion, faith, god, work,
Form:
Narrative
Joe and Beth, Together
his guitar is raunchy and moody and his singing voice raspy
and if I close my eyes I am in a rundown jazz bar
down and out on luck and drinking alone
drowning my sorrows in the booze...
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Categories:
raunchy, tribute,
Form:
Free verse
I'D Choose 1955Having come of age in the late 50s and early 60s, this piece was a natural for an old fart like me -
Until you’ve spent an evening in a 1950s classic cruisin’ ‘round the...
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Categories:
raunchy, high school,
Form:
Verse
Should the Levee Ever Break, Act 1, Scene 3, Part 1The curtain rises. Steve Merkin, the unscrupulous accountant, and John Travailleur, Esq. just another John, are seated at a bar in a seedy looking inn. Mitchell Hollywood, the adulterous innkeeper, is behind the bar. He...
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Categories:
raunchy, allegory, society,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Lady of the Night - IYou were born in a war ravaged state
You lost your man to the caprices of fate
You fell prey to your wayward ways
Victims of betrayal, greed or circumstances
You were drowned in the tide of darkness
Depraved incidents...
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Categories:
raunchy, social, sympathy, tribute,
Form:
Rhyme
The Grizzly BearThe leaves had fallen weeks ago, the trees were standing bare,
As I would sit and watch the snow drift gently through the air.
Just beyond the veil of white, so seemingly benign --
As I would gaze...
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Categories:
raunchy, scary,
Form:
Verse
Read This Fast!So we’re going on a picnic with the pygmy, Pixie Poggly, being the quirky queenly
quaintly quickly person she is and her friend a raunchy rascal reverently named
Andy Bailey. As you remember he was...
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Categories:
raunchy, adventure, animals, confusion, funny, imagination, on writing
Form:
Alliteration
They Strike Terror In My SoulI am an elementary school counselor.
Everyone else shuns the sixth graders, they are my pals.
They are the ones I know the best, we have the same humor.
We laugh at the same raunchy jokes,
Although some I...
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Categories:
raunchy, fun, hilarious, humor, humorous, satire, school, teacher,
Form:
Free verse
Watery Gravecentury later in a watery grave
souls of the elite as well as peons
float about the wreckage
boarding in Southampton
Dad carried jewels to sell in the States
I, just a teen, came along to see the sights
Dad’s money...
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Categories:
raunchy, loss, sea, boat, me,
Form:
Free verse