Long Pratfall Poems
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Mamas Mojo and DragonDragon did a pratfall, his tail accidentally taking his Mama’s computer out.
Poor Mama’s mind, lost its’ cool, as her computer hit the floor and went out.
Withdrawal left steam coming out of her ears, as nightmares...
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Categories:
pratfall, fantasy, funny, humor, humorous, imagination, uplifting, writing,
Form:
Light Verse
Hindu Voodoo - With Apologies To Dylan ThomasTell me, my friend, when can I send
My spirit gently into that good night?
How many times do I have to die
Before I get it right?
Every car crash, train wreck,
Overdose, misstep,...
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Categories:
pratfall, allegory, death, humor,
Form:
Burlesque
My Error and My TeacherIn days long gone when first the quill
Fearful was I to mar the virgin page,
Lest error should stain my spirit's all
But words of Wisdom did my teacher engage—
'When error comes, do not erase in shame
For...
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Categories:
pratfall, encouraging, mystery,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
humanityPoets are the sense, philosophers the intelligence of humanity. ~ Samuel Beckett
Line of enquiry: Newton’s First Law of Motion (Inertia): An object at rest stays at rest, and an object in motion stays in...
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Categories:
pratfall, philosophy, science,
Form:
Suzette Prime
If Lovers WeIF LOVERS WE
(To Julia)
`` If lovers we, you and I, who would we be?
W0uld we be William Powell and Myrna Loy,
sophisticates, trading alcoholic quips across the dining room?
Would we be Abelard and Heloise,
lovers doomed, she to...
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Categories:
pratfall, husband, inspirational love, love, romance,
Form:
Free verse
Regarding HumorRegarding Humor!
I savor a hardy laugh. a Guffaw or a Gaff
...
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Categories:
pratfall, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous, perspective, self, tribute,
Form:
Rhyme
The Death of Ian IncognitoThe world a stage,
Shakespeare noted.
And we the imposter,
in our final call.
A few catch our last show.
Unwitting, they s on cue,
our fatal prelude,
our convulsive caricature,
our final self-deprecation.
A clown milking our last mockery,
our closing burlesque pratfall,...
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Categories:
pratfall, allusion, death, farewell, humor, irony, metaphor, symbolism,
Form:
Free verse
LaughterLaughter's healthy, contagious, and brightens your day.
It's pun that's a groaner or joke that's risque.
It's a belly laugh, horse laugh, or laugh like a loon
At a comic strip. slapstick or clown or cartoon.
Laughter's chuckles and...
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Categories:
pratfall, fun, giggle, happiness, humor, smile,
Form:
Quatrain
Weekend WarriorTripping the light fantastic in army surplus boots;
trench warfare becomes a paintball pratfall frenzy
every weekend when the rigid carapace of pin-striped suits
is merrily discarded.
Live ammunition you would die for, laser sights and mortar;
your very own...
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Categories:
pratfall, life, people, philosophy, time,
Form:
Blank verse
Lim'Rik Flats Giggle-Of-The-Day Awardthe staff here at lim’rik flats
has noticed a shortage of laughs
poetry soupers
need some whoopers
Please double your sillies by halfs
And just so you will not get bored
the staff here will give an award
“giggle-of-the-day”
is easy to...
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Categories:
pratfall, fun, games, nonsense,
Form:
Limerick
The Further Adventures of Mr. Laurel and Mr. Hardy.Stanleys' plane circles wild, fro and aft.
Ollie screamed up: " Throw me a raft!" Oh Ho Oh Ho Oh Ho Oh Ho.
with gathering gators
I won't be here later
One just gave my drawers...
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Categories:
pratfall, adventure, art, dedication, funny, nostalgia, peopleme,
Form:
Limerick
The Delta VariantCOVID is here again, perhaps in a more virulent form,
Dealing with the day-by-day stresses is now the norm
Still, so many continue to make this a political football,
...
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Categories:
pratfall, anger, how i feel, irony, sick,
Form:
Rhyme