Long Poops Poems
Long Poops Poems. Below are the most popular long Poops by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Poops poems by poem length and keyword.
Colin the Caped CabbieColin is a cabby with a proper taxi cab
He drives for all the passengers an Uber didn’t grab
Which means he has a lot of time to kill most every day
And lots of evil folk to...
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Categories:
poops, hero, humorous,
Form:
Narrative
Everyone PoopsI am playing with my dollies
And my princess pram all pink
I'm nearly 5
A big girl now
No more nappies
Or plastic pants
I think
I outgrew the potty
When I was only three
My mum says it's because I am brave
Now...
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Categories:
poops, body, humor, humorous, wedding, mum, , cute,
Form:
Free verse
Everything I KnowEverything I know...I learned from children’s books
One day I ran to Grandpa and I looked into his ear.
“Mommy says you’re pretty smart…do you keep your brains in here?”
“Oh, It’s too dark. I can’t see...
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Categories:
poops, books,
Form:
Rhyme
Everything I Need To KnowOne day I ran to Grandpa…And I looked into his ear.
“Mommy says you’re pretty smart….Do you keep your brains in here?”
It’s too dark in here. I can’t see a thing…I don’t know what to do.
Grandpa...
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Categories:
poops, childhood,
Form:
Verse
Mask Or No Mask the Great DivideMy muse stopped by today
He knew he’d find me home
With this current virus
I seldom outside roam
The Governor’s making changes
Things are freeing up a bit
I sense with all this “freedom
Corona deaths may take a hit.
So many...
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Categories:
poops, anxiety, caregiving, fear, feelings, sick, society,
Form:
Rhyme
LoveLove, Love, Love…
You are so strong…
When your name is said,
You get everyone’s attention.
Sometimes you’re cool,
And sometimes you’re a prick.
You’ve snuck up on me on multiple occasions,
Especially this one certain situation.
You know how I am,
You know...
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Categories:
poops, faith, lost love, love, me, love, me,
Form:
Free verse
Mini Drama: Sturmabteilung 6Schiff picked up the phone receiver again:Pelosi, your idea's great! The pizzas paid off! The gofers all rolled back! And their hauptman Mutt Gaets vanished, purportedly calling for a press conference.
Pelosi: Uh, pizzas paid...
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Categories:
poops, irony, satire, slam,
Form:
I do not know?
Thanksgiving Dinner Gone AwryIt was my first Thanksgiving dinner as his wife
so I wanted the meal to be perfect in every way
But...trembling in fear, I cut my finger with a knife
It was the beginning of a day in...
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Categories:
poops, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Poop-Tale : For ContestPOOP - TALE : for contest
No embarrassment , everyone poops
So relaxed is the feel after all 's out
No gold and riches can ever buy such feel
I am sure all will agree silently though!
We get that...
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Categories:
poops, art, nature, poetry,
Form:
Free verse
Love BiscuitsWalking the yard with shovel in hand
Cruising back and forth just as planned
Trying to pick up every last pile
If the wife steps in one she gets hostile
Didn't think this through from the start
Three dogs are...
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Categories:
poops, humor,
Form:
I do not know?
Buddy Saves Christmashttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1tKP2npRz4
Sister Yanny baked brownies in the orphanage. This was a rare occasion
for money was scarce and there were more important things to buy such as milk,
diapers, blankets, etc. Buddy bounced...
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Categories:
poops, christmas, hilarious,
Form:
Narrative
Stinky Pete Cooper - PoopMy neighbor, Pete, is very frustrated
For two weeks he has been constipated
Then, in Poetry Soup
I heard him yell, "Whoop Whoop!"
His laxative had been activated!
He eats spicy food and lot of legumes
Where he shows up, a...
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Categories:
poops, humor,
Form:
Limerick
What Do You DoSleep eludes me
Women, kids, money, dreams, problems
Cycle in and out
Numb to the present
I can't do anything about
Run from here to there
Every place becomes intolerable
Where will I rest my head
When there's no there there
And I'm stuck
Well...
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Categories:
poops, bird, river, song, truth, universe,
Form:
Free verse
Faffing About On FacebookI’m faffing about on Facebook
Been avoiding it for years
What began as curiosity will
Doubtless end in tears
Hear no speak no see no
Evil learned in conversation
All that knowledge lost in
Two dimensional translation
Like me, share me, follow
All my...
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Categories:
poops, humorous, internet, poetry, psychological, society, spoken word,
Form:
Light Verse
BittersweetShe would,intimidated at the hubbub of the spoon
Tapping the dishes at meal times,
Strive to elbow her way through the kitchen egress
Otherwise mount the window and the netting abrade
Exasperated my wife would with her broom
Endeavour...
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Categories:
poops, animal,
Form:
Free verse
My Job SucksWretched working weekend
Friday, Saturday, Sunday,
twelve hour shifts,
praying for Monday.
Noisy nurse's station,
patients pressing call-lights,
you'd think they'd all be resting,
but instead they're up all night.
With their East Texas accents:
"I need hay-elp" patient cries,
always adding syllables,
"I wet my...
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Categories:
poops, funny, life, on work and working, workheart,
Form:
Light Verse
I Have IssuesI HAVE ISSUES
The next door neighbour is on a roll, she is after getting rid of my cats
Now she is forever at her front door shooing them, to make them scat
I have riled her up...
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Categories:
poops, anti bullying, anxiety, cat, freedom, happiness, symbolism,
Form:
Couplet
Love Is BlindHer heart swells with ecstacy
When he plays basketball in scorching heat
Dodges the ball here and there
With a sly smile dwelling everywhere
Before scoring the goal, he lifts his head
Throws a glance where she with everyone, treads
Drunk,...
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Categories:
poops, funny, funny love,
Form:
Free verse
Porthos StarshipbrokenPorthos Starshipbroken?
There was a dog on Enterprise
Whose smell T’Pol like to exorcise–
A beagle named Porthos,
On Capt. Archer’s bed, he would repose.
Where did Archer pick up this hound?
Did he get him from a futuristic pound
Where training...
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Categories:
poops, animal, celebrity, dog, film, science fiction, space,
Form:
Rhyme
A Bug's LifeA Bug’s Life
I hate bugs that annoy me.
You know the ones.
The hit and run, touch and go… hahaha.
At the picnic it is the ant.
They are really more than one, so ants…
Everywhere, especially...
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Categories:
poops, 12th grade, america, butterfly, flower, growth, meaningful,
Form:
Narrative
Common Thread Second Strand ZaSkull and Crossbones alumni)
passed along ancestral line when
cock sure rooster spent
however long with a hen
guaranteed supply grunt workers ...
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Categories:
poops, 10th grade, 11th grade, 8th grade, father,
Form:
Free verse
ChristmasDear Santa,
Christmas is coming, the goose is already getting fat
Yes, I've already put a penny in the old mans hat.
I hear the sleigh bells ringing gee I hope they do last
I've been better this year,much...
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Categories:
poops, childhood, imagination,
Form:
Rhyme
Self Discovery With DragonThey say there’s a touch of God in every one.
An Angel inside, that is sitting there… ready to come out.
He’ll have to wait a little bit longer… Dragon just woke up.
He’s a tad bit persnickety,...
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Categories:
poops, fantasy, fun, funny, humor, humorous, imagination, introspection,
Form:
Light Verse
In My Present AbsenceIn my present absence
I’m trying to remember where I misplaced the key
To unlock the door to my own existence
I rise with the smelting icecaps
Only to come crashing down with the rising levels of pollution
So I’m...
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Categories:
poops, life, world,
Form:
Lyric
Grow Up and Be a ManMy wife brought home a little man
He really doesn't talk very much
He mostly cries and sucks his thumb
And he poops a lot and such
A lot of times he just stares at me
Well, I cant just...
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Categories:
poops, funnywife,
Form:
Rhyme