Long Oomph Poems

Please help yarn hexed door neighbor...

Yours truly pinned down by invisible 
vestiges of coronavirus and
getting attacked from angry plague 
of buttons, plus huge spools of yarn
grossly mistook me for human sock 
to seal and line...

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Wergle Flomp Good Humor 2023

The following constitutes a rather 
twisted as a pretzel SUBTITLE:

I dash with my jiggling boobs in an attempt to escape... 
being overrun by teddy bears and beanie babies
while carrying out heavy...

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Dragon visited the famous ‘Stones of Dragon’ at our Mayhem Falls Cave.
Hundreds come every year to see them, found here, in this hollowed enclave.
Dragon runes upon their face, they remained from a very ancient time...

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Back to you Billy, for ways I whiled away herding ennui

Ah...a flood of memories wash over
this anointed Goatama Boo Da,
whose respected G.O.A.T status
among generic green acres, 
which swathed across Highland Manor 
analogous to petty coat...

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A (growing) menagerie of stuffed animals And Beanie Babies

The following doth constitute
combination of fact and fiction
unfortunately not sentences
referencing overactive spousal glute
though sphincter roaring
could muscle us into ample loot
(after wife explodes open bank vault)
versus ass spire...

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A Trite Nihilistic Occasion   

This doodling Yankee 
(boot noah dandy) 
doth newt lack chutzpah, 
tries to finagle Fitbit 
fitting figurative footwear, 
that ideally Fitzhugh 
like custom made glove snugly, 
terrifically, unequivocally matching, 
thence...

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This doodling Yankee (boot noah dandy) 
doth newt lack chutzpah, 
tries to finagle Fitbit fitting figurative footwear, 
that ideally Fitzhugh 
like custom made glove snugly, 
terrifically, unequivocally matching, 
thence handily solving Finger hut issue, 
when...

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I Dont Give A Fig About The Brouhaha...
of new year's eve,
yet yours truly does consider
at least one singular plum me facet by Jeeve
er...Robert (or Rabbie) Burns,
a profoundly poignant poem, he did conceive.

Anyway, this wordsmith fascinated
by...

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Although yours truly modest,
     the only personal issue
     I will lightly boast about
constitutes lingering
self worthlessness bred
if not prior to first grade,
     than most...

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Inferiority complex viz mine (mien)

Although yours truly modest,
the only personal issue
I will lightly boast about
constitutes lingering

self worthlessness bred
if not prior to first grade,
than most definitely incipient,
academic deadlines

loomed large with dread
and exacerbated by procrastination
quickly adopted as...

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The Broken Stringed Guitar

By

Stan Almendro

The melody of my life started when as a baby I was born
No grand piano welcomed me with any music in our home
The blanket they carried me in was old, tattered...

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Methinks the here
     to fore purposeful inclusion
     of key word "babysitter"
a slight oversight describing
     residents at Highland Manor
     (a...

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Suffocation experienced analogous
to absent echocardiogram
or electroencephalogram blip
(Derek Chauvin - he of
George Floyd infamy) iron maiden grip
linkedin with psyche subjected
to laceration courtesy cruel horse whip
mine inexcusable 
(albeit clueless faux pas)
family members living social in Bend, Oregon
and Oakland,...

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twas the bright idea of zee missus aye air
and dedicate this poem
(yes tis correct, if you bare
lee remember this mister

did formerly she push duck clear
addressed said spouse
"my little buttock blaster" en dear
ment - for obvious...

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There is a colorless glitch in my life
I've forgotten the taste of sugar and spice
I've taken a walk in colorless thought with a twitch in it
Turned sour and dour, weirdly glum with grit

Like tiresome dogs...

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It seems as if it were like yesterday
when the Latino community made their dwelling
where they used to meet and celebrate on Sundays
at St Paul’s parish, the second home for them.
Their gift of relationships and act...

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By condo fence
Bird choir melody;
Song of July


Marriage banquet
Hosts in finery;
Guests and feast sparkle


Gratitude speaks
Spilling fond banter;
Bride and groom delight


Distant laughter
Prompts curious eyes;
Ears on the prowl


See moments crisp
Potato chips tasty;
TV sitcom drama 


Evening comes around
Rare red...

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..............................................Cloud-gazing,
                                  ...

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Hear what you hear,
Strange voices call;
Faintly yet clear,
Pain knows odd gall.


Odd laughter pounds,
Echoes now hint;
To flood old grounds,
With distant mint.


Soul on the verge,
Glimpse of new space;
Ripples now merge,
Sense a blur trace.


In the sex act,
Churn of...

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Wow, for the Fall Harvest Oktoberfest Festival in my city!
Entertainment will be Oomph Polka Party tunes and many other bands.

We will try our luck at games and contests . . . 
Inside tents all will...

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JUST FOR YOU 63
(Dedication: For AL Chong)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~



Opt for good cheer that speaks with smiles,
Urge joy right here with charm worthwhile,
Reach with heart clear with oomph that styles.


Feel that fond flight where happy stays,
Opt for warm...

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(Dedication: For Ann, Michael and Clara.)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Love sculpts pact
Faith moves act
Hope firms fact
Joy lives tact


Heart now finds
Peace of mind
Soul hints sign
Love lives blind


Wise words tell
Writes cast spell
Dream bold dwell
Craft thought well


New Year's Day
Wee hours stray
Feel fond...

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Oomph flavours zest as home with peace,
Urge mellows fest with mahjong tease,
Rich pun and jest bring festive ease.

Feel fancy play with hidden hand,
Aim piecemeal sway with moving brand,
Make mindful way a touch you trend;

Indulge the...

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endowing superlative creature comforts
reduce wretched survivors scant band of bare naked ladies
beastie boys, foo fighters espying counting crows
ready to buzzfeed toe kin homo sapiens 
bereft, expunged, faux invincibility kickstarting 
learning basic survival skills
forced to rescind...

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Come here and sit still:
Relax with fond will,
Feel deep inner thrill.


Start with your heart:
Feel surge of fine art,
Love shapes words that start.


Let purpose move mind:
Greet beauty you find,
Keep your clear thoughts kind.


Work as finesse crafts:
Let...

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