Back To You Billy, For Ways I Whiled Away Herding Ennui

Back to you Billy, for ways I whiled away herding ennui Ah...a flood of memories wash over this anointed Goatama Boo Da, whose respected G.O.A.T status among generic green acres, which swathed across Highland Manor analogous to petty coat junction showcasing, jumpstarting and donning a bright towering bewitched kid barren regal deportment proudly trumpeting himself as Maga hatted apprentice being mentored courtesy this ole buck, where attendant goatherd didst ha intimate diddly squat, hence never did expect me (an adept harried style swiftly tailored windswept teary eyed pundit) sentimentally woke evincing young whipper snapper metamorphosed into chargé d'affaires exceeding wildest expectations to apply goatee to dab moistened eyes ma lament tab lee recalling blissfully innocent kickstarter libidinal oomph pa. As a kid, this now middle aged old goat silently bends back disbudding head as if noggin didst float; bleats, and thence blinks back tears to emote, asper remembrance of things past, when me papa and late mama didst dote via gently grooming my tattered raggedy coat whereat patches of missing fur reveals bloat head distended abdomen no longer evinces picture of mine prime head butting days when unchecked chutzpah, daring do, and exploratory forays found this then runt strayed far from the madding crowd upon verdant fresh fields I didst graze and sought out secluded cool shelter from hot, humid summer haze, where abundant bucking bronco energy resorted, succumbed and tugged via natural sluggish inertia and predilection to laze, and oft times dreamt being trapped within some M. C. Escher maze given up for lost or...,when n'er a reply from plaintive bleats, whence upon awakening bestowed ablutions to Billy Gotti goat, (Latin Name Capra aegagrus hircus) unstinting praise groggy state elapsed with pleasant waft of cooler August air cloven hoofs confidently, gingerly, and jerkily strode to espy clear panoramic view when 'ere afar off in the distance, an indistinguishable glare to view scenic quintessential picture dis interfere foretold a recognized landmark comprising around perimeter defined areas hosting happy hustings (no...not hustling) ground encompassing accrued memories to date within storied mound caching predominantly pleasant bouts of playtime, when siblings pound for Avoirdupois pound raced each other observed by Mister Sun at his coterie of sound clouded pillowy cerulean celestial garden, which helped get tension unwound. Now while doddering, hobbling, and limping with bum leg (Battle of the bucks him Boar skirmish) in old dote age, which declining physical well being restricts shenanigans akin to limiting an artist prohibited to paint with the color beige to an ever shrinking unseen cage soon...t'will be sent out to pasture, whence concluding stage of existence paid with demise collected by grim reaper, who only accepts deceased as sole (soul surviving) standard wage.