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My butt crack

My butt crack 
Is quite a split 
It supports the rest of me 
when I sit 
you thought I was gonna say something else didn't you ?

My butt crack 
Is a marvel to behold 
It was cute when I was young 
but now offensive since I'm old 

My butt crack 
Is pretty darn straight 
can you imagine if it was crooked 
pretty weird sight I would rate 

My butt crack 
Is funny to me 
when I bend over in my jeans 
It peeks out 
for you to see 

My butt crack 
wanted me to write this today 
for no other reason 
then just to say......................

I gotta split 


LOL 

Eric (and sometimes not)

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010




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Date: 7/14/2019 9:48:00 AM
Fun, fun, fun... hehe. Great silly read. Ann
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Eric Nolan
Date: 7/14/2019 8:10:00 PM
Very glad you liked it, Thank you Ann
Date: 4/28/2018 1:59:00 PM
Awesome fun-filled sarcastic poetry but very well said and expressed!
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Eric Nolan
Date: 4/28/2018 4:03:00 PM
Thank you this seems to be popular with everyone and I'm very glad it made you smile
Date: 4/13/2010 6:43:00 PM
Hee Hee, Ho Ho, Ha Ha Ha! I really did laugh out loud (from the "parting" remark). Too funny!
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Date: 4/5/2010 2:57:00 PM
I knew it was going to be a winner. Congrats to Mr butt crack. BG
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Date: 3/23/2010 1:41:00 PM
Hey Eric, Congratulations on your fantastic win in the contest! I've asked Audrey to post this comment for me.....Jimmy
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Date: 3/20/2010 10:17:00 AM
hahaha. So far this is my favorite of the bunch! LUv, andrea
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Date: 3/20/2010 4:01:00 AM
OMG Eric, good one
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Date: 3/18/2010 12:13:00 PM
funny,congrats on the win, enjoyed!!
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Date: 3/18/2010 10:30:00 AM
Congratulations withi this poem's success Eric. Agape, Moses
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Date: 3/18/2010 9:56:00 AM
very funny congrats on your placement in this contest well done faleshia
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Date: 3/18/2010 7:39:00 AM
Enjoyed the whole poem, Eric, and the last line was outstanding! Congratulations on your success in the contest. Love, Carolyn
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Date: 3/18/2010 4:46:00 AM
Congrats Eric on your winning poem and placement in the Make Me Laugh contest.. I remember when u did your blog on this and it was as funny then too... enjoy your wonderful win..luv.. "Sweetheart"
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Date: 3/17/2010 11:57:00 PM
My grandson is going to love this..just as much as his grandma did. Im "splitting" my sides laughing. BG
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Date: 2/9/2010 2:16:00 AM
Haha That's quite funny. Unique indeed! Farah
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Date: 2/5/2010 5:15:00 PM
Thank you Brandee, you and your cousins laughter is a great gift to me and I really appreciate it. Keep laughing the world needs more of it.
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Date: 2/5/2010 5:14:00 PM
Thank you Joanna that means alot to me
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Date: 2/5/2010 5:13:00 PM
Thank you Carol I'm very glad you liked it
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Date: 2/5/2010 1:22:00 PM
I love this!!!! This just made my day. Your poem was beyond hilarious. I just read this to my cousin and she laughed her head off! Congratulations man! Genius!
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Date: 1/13/2010 9:07:00 AM
lmfao great one!
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Date: 1/13/2010 7:05:00 AM
You will make a good day for many with this one Eric. You sure made it a good day for me. Love, Carol
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Date: 1/12/2010 9:47:00 PM
LOL good one Tim glad you liked, sometimes ya just gotta laugh
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Date: 1/12/2010 9:40:00 PM
Roll-on-the-floor-funny!...Good stuff, Eric! Hey man...I gotta' split now! - Tim
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