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My Butt Crack

My butt crack Is quite a split It supports the rest of me when I sit you thought I was gonna say something else didn't you ? My butt crack Is a marvel to behold It was cute when I was young but now offensive since I'm old My butt crack Is pretty darn straight can you imagine if it was crooked pretty weird sight I would rate My butt crack Is funny to me when I bend over in my jeans It peeks out for you to see My butt crack wanted me to write this today for no other reason then just to say...................... I gotta split LOL Eric (and sometimes not)

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Joanna Feltham

Date: 5/7/2022 1:17:00 PM

With a title like that, I had to come along for a read. So funny. Thank you for making me laugh.

Eric Nolan
Date: 5/15/2022 12:32:00 PM

Joanna, Thank you so much for making my day I am very happy to make you laugh it means a great deal to me.

Ann Foster

Date: 7/14/2019 9:48:00 AM

Fun, fun, fun... hehe. Great silly read. Ann

Eric Nolan
Date: 7/14/2019 8:10:00 PM

Very glad you liked it, Thank you Ann

Ashok Kumar Mishra

Date: 4/28/2018 1:59:00 PM

Awesome fun-filled sarcastic poetry but very well said and expressed!

Eric Nolan
Date: 4/28/2018 4:03:00 PM

Thank you this seems to be popular with everyone and I'm very glad it made you smile

Kim M

Date: 4/13/2010 6:43:00 PM

Hee Hee, Ho Ho, Ha Ha Ha! I really did laugh out loud (from the "parting" remark). Too funny!

Barbara Gorelick

Date: 4/5/2010 2:57:00 PM

I knew it was going to be a winner. Congrats to Mr butt crack. BG

Jimmy Anderson

Date: 3/23/2010 1:41:00 PM

Hey Eric, Congratulations on your fantastic win in the contest! I've asked Audrey to post this comment for me.....Jimmy

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 3/20/2010 10:17:00 AM

hahaha. So far this is my favorite of the bunch! LUv, andrea

Mitch White

Date: 3/20/2010 4:01:00 AM

OMG Eric, good one

Doris Culverhouse

Date: 3/18/2010 12:13:00 PM

funny,congrats on the win, enjoyed!!

John Freeman

Date: 3/18/2010 10:30:00 AM

Congratulations withi this poem's success Eric. Agape, Moses

Faleshia Murphy

Date: 3/18/2010 9:56:00 AM

very funny congrats on your placement in this contest well done faleshia

Carolyn Devonshire

Date: 3/18/2010 7:39:00 AM

Enjoyed the whole poem, Eric, and the last line was outstanding! Congratulations on your success in the contest. Love, Carolyn

Linda-Marie Sweetheart

Date: 3/18/2010 4:46:00 AM

Congrats Eric on your winning poem and placement in the Make Me Laugh contest.. I remember when u did your blog on this and it was as funny then too... enjoy your wonderful win..luv.. "Sweetheart"

Barbara Gorelick

Date: 3/17/2010 11:57:00 PM

My grandson is going to love this..just as much as his grandma did. Im "splitting" my sides laughing. BG

Farah Chamma

Date: 2/9/2010 2:16:00 AM

Haha That's quite funny. Unique indeed! Farah

Eric Nolan

Date: 2/5/2010 5:15:00 PM

Thank you Brandee, you and your cousins laughter is a great gift to me and I really appreciate it. Keep laughing the world needs more of it.

Eric Nolan

Date: 2/5/2010 5:14:00 PM

Thank you Joanna that means alot to me

Eric Nolan

Date: 2/5/2010 5:13:00 PM

Thank you Carol I'm very glad you liked it

Brandee Augustus

Date: 2/5/2010 1:22:00 PM

I love this!!!! This just made my day. Your poem was beyond hilarious. I just read this to my cousin and she laughed her head off! Congratulations man! Genius!

Joanna Smith

Date: 1/13/2010 9:07:00 AM

lmfao great one!

Carol Sunshine Brown

Date: 1/13/2010 7:05:00 AM

You will make a good day for many with this one Eric. You sure made it a good day for me. Love, Carol

Eric Nolan

Date: 1/12/2010 9:47:00 PM

LOL good one Tim glad you liked, sometimes ya just gotta laugh

Tim Ryerson

Date: 1/12/2010 9:40:00 PM

Roll-on-the-floor-funny!...Good stuff, Eric! Hey man...I gotta' split now! - Tim