Eric Nolan Poet Free verse

My Butt Crack

My butt crack 
Is quite a split 
It supports the rest of me 
when I sit 
you thought I was gonna say something else didn't you ?

My butt crack 
Is a marvel to behold 
It was cute when I was young 
but now offensive since I'm old 

My butt crack 
Is pretty darn straight 
can you imagine if it was crooked 
pretty weird sight I would rate 

My butt crack 
Is funny to me 
when I bend over in my jeans 
It peeks out 
for you to see 

My butt crack 
wanted me to write this today 
for no other reason 
then just to say......................

I gotta split 


LOL 

Eric (and sometimes not)

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Jo Chamberlain May 7, 2022 at 1:17 PM With a title like that, I had to come along for a read. So funny. Thank you for making me laugh. Eric Nolan May 15, 2022 at 12:32 PM Joanna, Thank you so much for making my day I am very happy to make you laugh it means a great deal to me.

Ann Foster July 14, 2019 at 9:48 AM Fun, fun, fun... hehe. Great silly read. Ann Eric Nolan July 14, 2019 at 8:10 PM Very glad you liked it, Thank you Ann

Ashok Kumar Mishra April 28, 2018 at 1:59 PM Awesome fun-filled sarcastic poetry but very well said and expressed! Eric Nolan April 28, 2018 at 4:03 PM Thank you this seems to be popular with everyone and I'm very glad it made you smile

Kim M April 13, 2010 at 6:43 PM Hee Hee, Ho Ho, Ha Ha Ha! I really did laugh out loud (from the "parting" remark). Too funny!

Barbara Gorelick April 5, 2010 at 2:57 PM I knew it was going to be a winner. Congrats to Mr butt crack. BG

Jimmy Anderson March 23, 2010 at 1:41 PM Hey Eric, Congratulations on your fantastic win in the contest! I've asked Audrey to post this comment for me.....Jimmy

Andrea Dietrich March 20, 2010 at 10:17 AM hahaha. So far this is my favorite of the bunch! LUv, andrea

Mitch White March 20, 2010 at 4:01 AM OMG Eric, good one

Doris Culverhouse March 18, 2010 at 12:13 PM funny,congrats on the win, enjoyed!!

John Freeman March 18, 2010 at 10:30 AM Congratulations withi this poem's success Eric. Agape, Moses

Faleshia Murphy March 18, 2010 at 9:56 AM very funny congrats on your placement in this contest well done faleshia

Carolyn Devonshire March 18, 2010 at 7:39 AM Enjoyed the whole poem, Eric, and the last line was outstanding! Congratulations on your success in the contest. Love, Carolyn

Linda-Marie Sweetheart March 18, 2010 at 4:46 AM Congrats Eric on your winning poem and placement in the Make Me Laugh contest.. I remember when u did your blog on this and it was as funny then too... enjoy your wonderful win..luv.. "Sweetheart"

Barbara Gorelick March 17, 2010 at 11:57 PM My grandson is going to love this..just as much as his grandma did. Im "splitting" my sides laughing. BG

Farah Chamma February 9, 2010 at 2:16 AM Haha That's quite funny. Unique indeed! Farah

Eric Nolan February 5, 2010 at 5:15 PM Thank you Brandee, you and your cousins laughter is a great gift to me and I really appreciate it. Keep laughing the world needs more of it.

Eric Nolan February 5, 2010 at 5:14 PM Thank you Joanna that means alot to me

Eric Nolan February 5, 2010 at 5:13 PM Thank you Carol I'm very glad you liked it

Brandee Augustus February 5, 2010 at 1:22 PM I love this!!!! This just made my day. Your poem was beyond hilarious. I just read this to my cousin and she laughed her head off! Congratulations man! Genius!

Joanna Smith January 13, 2010 at 9:07 AM lmfao great one!

Carol Sunshine Brown January 13, 2010 at 7:05 AM You will make a good day for many with this one Eric. You sure made it a good day for me. Love, Carol

Eric Nolan January 12, 2010 at 9:47 PM LOL good one Tim glad you liked, sometimes ya just gotta laugh

Tim Ryerson January 12, 2010 at 9:40 PM Roll-on-the-floor-funny!...Good stuff, Eric! Hey man...I gotta' split now! - Tim